The History Of Christianity: The Goods, The Bads, and The Uglies

The Contradictions

In Genesis, there contradictions everywhere. Two different creation stories are a chapter away. Genesis 1 states: And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them, while Genesis 2 states this:And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. In both chapters there are contradictions out of the blue. It's almost as if, it doesn't stop. Here is another in Genesis 1: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them, in Genesis 2: And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them.... And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. There are two in the first two chapters of the "holy" book. It is a work of fiction. 

Moving on. Exodus intervenes on Genesis. Genesis 46: All the souls of the house of Jacob, which came into Egypt, were threescore and ten, Exodus 1:And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy souls. Why are there so many contradictions? Again, Exodus, Is it wrong to lie? Right now, no. Later on in Exodus 1, oh hell yes: And the king of Egypt called for the midwives, and said unto them, Why have ye done this thing, and have saved the men-children alive? And the midwives said unto Pharaoh, Because the Hebrew women are not as the Egyptian women; for they are lively, and are delivered ere the midwives come in unto them. Therefore God dealt well with the midwives, Exodus 20:Thou shalt not bear false witness, Exodus 23:Thou shalt not raise a false report. I'm lost, is it okay, or will I be punished? Exodus 2: And he said, Who made thee a prince and a judge over us? intendest thou to kill me, as thou killedst the Egyptian? And Moses feared, and said, Surely this thing is known. Now when Pharaoh heard this thing, he sought to slay Moses. But Moses fled from the face of Pharaoh, Hebrews 11:By faith he forsook Egypt, not fearing the wrath of the king: for he endured, as seeing him who is invisible. HEY BIBLE! MAKE UP YOUR MIND WILL YA? Should I continue? I think I will, just to make this book. Exodus 2: Reuel ... gave Moses Zipporah his daughter, Exodus 3: Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father in law. Enough with Exodus.

I'm done now.