Seeing Snow in a different light (DT & the kids series)

Chapter 2

"I get to choose the destination!" Matt declares, once they step into the blue box. "No way! We wanna choose!" Rory protests. "Don't wanna see uncle David behind bars, do u?" Matt threatens. "Let 'im have at it!" David interrupts, frightened at his threat. Matt grins & turns towards the console. "I'm tired of this heat wave! Let's go to an icy cold, snow white place!" Matt exclaims. He sets the coordinates & they're off. The Tardis makes a bumpy landing in a field of toadstools. "Where in the bloody hell are we?" a confused Matt mutters. "I think I know where we are..." Rose begins, pointing to the doorway of a cottage nearby. A pretty young woman stares at them from the doorway, as they're surrounded by 7 dwarves (who step out from behind the toadstools) carrying axes. "U did say Snow White's place!" David (who misheard Matt) reminds him. Matt glares at him. "We mean u no harm, strangers. We're just woodcutters returning from work." one of the dwarves assures, after seeing the frightened faces of the kids. "Will u idiots get in here?! It's freezing cold & we're outta firewood!" a frustrated Snow White yells at the dwarves from the doorway. "Sorry. Hormones,u know?" she apologizes softly as the dwarves enter. "We know, Snow!" they exclaim in unison. They all gather around the fireplace where everyone introduces themselves. "That's a time machine?! Why, it's only a box!" Snow stares at the Tardis. "Would u like to take a closer look?" David asks & agrees to show her around. Inside the Tardis, an astounded Snow stares & exclaims, "I think pregnancy's making me see things...but, is this thing bigger on the inside?!" Suddenly, a lady with flowy red hair & pale skin enters. "Grumpy said I'd find u here, love." she greets Snow. "& who might u be, fair maiden?" David asks, charmingly. "She's the mother of my child & my better half, Rose Red." Snow introduces & plants a kiss on Rose Red's rosy lips. David stares & finally stutters, "U're gay?!"