S 1 E 1 : "G E T L O O S E"
[ [ camera pans to a shot of the seoul night skyline, followed by a glamour shot of the traffic and city life. cut to a neon sign which reads "PYRAMID" in glowing white characters. ] ]
[ [ cut to the inside of the club. the room is dim and bathed in black and white lighting and garnished by matching grey and blue furniture sets. all seven husbands are seated in the VIP section, sipping on beers and chatting lightly amongst themselves. the song that booms through the club is slow and boring. ] ]
taehyung: it's lit as FUCK in here.
yoongi: god hates liars, taesung.
taehyung: it's taehyung. get it right, hunty.
yoongi: ..... anyway, [ rolls eyes ]
yoongi: what taesung meant to say is that it's boring as hell here. i want to go home to my seulgi and my bed.
namjoon: [ smiling ] aw shit! my boy yoongi is about to get some pussy!
seokjin: [ flicks namjoon's forehead ]
namjoon: but why though.
seokjin: stop cursing on TV you dick tits. oh, fuck! i just cursed again!
jungkook: maybe he wasn't trying to be sexual guys. you know yoongi's bed was his first love.
yoongi: nah i'm really tryin' to get some p--
seokjin: say it. i dare you.
yoongi: ...
yoongi: some pussywillow.
seokjin: ...
jimin: ...
namjoon: ...
hoseok: HOBI!
taehyung: ...
jungkook: i mean in his defense he's talking about a plant and not vagina this time.
hoseok: [ gasps, dramatically ] JEON JUNGKOOK!
jungkook: what i do?
hoseok: you are a child and a virgin! you cannot say that!
jungkook: [ laughs, putting his beer on the coffee table ] can't say what? vagina?
hoseok: JUNGKOOK!
jungkook: i can guarantee you i've seen a vagina before.
taehyung: [ cringing, under breath ] why he gotta say vagina though?
jimin: must be nice, jungkook. [ rolls eyes, taking a swig of beer ] you get to fuck whenever you want and you're 12, but soohyun won't even suck my dick anymore and i'm a grown ass man!
