S 1 E 6 : " M O N E Y , C A S H , H O E S "
jungkook: [ creeps into house, silently shuts the front door; tip toes into living room quietly ]
[ [ floorboard creaks ] ]
jungkook: [ silently scolds camera crew for making noise ] !!!!!????!!!
[ [ jungkook tip toes into the living room quietly; startled when the living room lamp goes on ] ]
??: hello...
[ [ camera pans to nayoung, menacingly waiting in a black leather armchair with folded hands ]
nayoung: jeon jungkook.
M E A N W H I L E
[ [ cut to interior of the min household ] ]
seulgi: [ entering foyer ] alright babe, i'm ready
[ [ "pop lock and drop it" begins to play. a slow mo glamour shot of seulgi walking into the foyer plays, camera panning up from her legs to her smile. seulgi winks, and a twinkle sound effect follows. ] ]
yoongi: [ licking lips ] damn shawty what's good
yoongi: i mean!! [ clears throat ] you look very good today!
seulgi: [ internally ] very???? i look excellent, bitch! don't you ever say i look good ever again!
seulgi: thanks, yoon! [ kisses his cheek ]
yoongi: but um... [ moves back, sizes her up ]
yoongi: where's the rest of your shirt? where's your pants?
seulgi: i'm wearing them.
yoongi: no you not. you're in a pair of long panties and a bra.
seulgi: this is a sports bra and leggings.
yoongi: no, you're in your underwear.
yoongi: and why you going to the gym in makeup? who you trying to look cute for? you trying to find a man? you trying to replace me?
seulgi: .....nah but look
seulgi: are you jealous though fam?
yoongi: no.
seulgi: [ starts to smile ] you're just so jealous....
seulgi: of my contour and highlight!!!
yoongi: i'm pretty sure that's not my main concern.
seulgi: yes you are!!! mad because my eyebrows are fleeky??
yoongi: that's not why, the fuck?
