S 1 E 1 2 : "U N T A M E D & U N C U T "
taehyung: [ shoots up in bed ]
taehyung: oh shit
taehyung: geez, what hap--
taehyung: [ is realize ]
taehyung: oh no oh shit oH NO OH S HIT
taehyung: [ grabs phone and shoes from the bedside ]
taehyung: [ shoves the hotel's complimentary shampoos and lotions and towels into purse ]
???: leaving so soon?
taehyung: yA DAMN SKIPPY I'M LEAVIN !! [ runs ]
???: but i made waffles and--
taehyung: BYE
[[ he out ]]
taehyung: [ pauses, goes back to her ]
taehyung: [ trying not to cry ] wait we used a condom right?
???: why would we use a condom
-TAEHYUNG-
"JANGMI I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY JANGMI I'M SO SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THAT I'M SORRY I AM SO DUMB IT WAS THE ALCOHOL!"
[ sniffles ]
"... blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.... blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.."
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taehyung: [ grabs her shoulders ] MY PULLOUT GAME IS WEAKER THAN JUNGKOOK'S ENGLISH SCORES
taehyung: WHY
???: what are you talking about
???: we didn't have sex
???: i brought you here because you were drunk off your ass, the bar was closing, and i couldn't find your room card to deliver you back to your suite
???: now do you want the waffles or not?
taehyung: ... yes
-TAEHYUNG-
"mina ended up being very nice, i really liked her waffles. i felt bad that i accused her of something like that, but let's be honest, my presence was enough to repay her for that."
"so everything was going well for a while, but i felt like something was off. a few of the memories from last night started hitting me, and i realized something."
[ camera pans in ]
"i went to the bar with someone."
