my hiatuses clearly aren't that long, because i'm indecisive as hell. long episode ahead!! enjoy!!!!!!
S 1 E 8 : "C Y P H E R"
[ [ a panorama of jungkook's usual jogging park, the lush botanical themed park in cheongdam-dong. jungkook jogs in a muscle tee and basketball shorts with his red running sneakers. he runs alongside yoongi at a steady pace with a radiant smile. yoongi, who wears a tee shirt and grey sweatpants, is clearly not having any of jungkook's shit this early in the morning. ] ]
jungkook: doesn't this feel great yoongi hyung!!!
yoongi: [ out of breath ] fuck you.
jungkook: the wind in your hair, the sun on your skin-
yoongi: the sweat drippin down my balls, the approaching heart attack. it's lovely.
jungkook: you're not going to have a heart attack from a light run.
yoongi's heart: [ muffles through his shirt ] try me bitch.
jungkook: you must not be used to exercising yet. once you get used to doing this all the time, it'll be a breeze.
yoongi: [ flips him off ]
jungkook: [ laughs ] here, grandpa. i got something that'll get you motivated. [ takes out a bottle from the backpack on his back ]
yoongi: jungkook if it's more of that leaf garden blend i already told you i'm a carnivore. i don't eat that shit.
jungkook: you fuckin idiot its a kale and fruit smoothie and its really good. want some?
yoongi: [ sniffs it ]
yoongi: what in det
jungkook: kale, banana, strawberries with the tops and peach.
yoongi: you blended that with the strawberry grass n shit?
jungkook: you mean the tops
yoongi: the grass bitch that's what i said
yoongi: i'm mortified right now...
yoongi: you fuckin barbarian! you might as well have left the damn banana peels on too!
jungkook: studies show that you can actually eat the strawberry tops since they're high in fiber and shit like that. [ drinks some smoothie ]
yoongi: and i'm damn sure the shell of a coconut is good for me too but this motherfucker right here ain't about to eat no woodchips or strawberry grass because of no governance of scienticians
jungkook: just try it fool [ shoves it to yoongi's lips ]
yoongi: no! [ struggles against jungkook ]
