S 1 E 2 : "S A V A G E "
[ [ opening theme music fades out. several vignettes of seoul nightlife flash across the screen, which reads the current location and time: "hongdae, seoul • 2:27 a.m." ] ]
[ [ cut to hoseok at PYRAMID. his face is somewhat pallid under the dimmed white lighting of the club, as are the other two husbands' -- excluding a groaning namjoon who is still sprawled out among the shattered glass of the coffee table. ] ]
hoseok: [ looking at namjoon ] god jesus christ now we gon have to take two fools to the hospital tonight.
taehyung: no, you have two fools to take to the hospital tonight. my ass did nothing wrong. i didn't tell pink boy here to bust his ass on the coffee table, and i most definitely didn't tell yoongi to get piss drunk tonight. [ grabs jacket and martini glass, shoving breadsticks into purse ]
hoseok: neither did i. what's your point?
taehyung: i just met all of you like two months ago.
jimin: so?
taehyung: so i honestly couldn't care less whether yoongi died or not tonight.
jimin: TAEHYUNG.
taehyung: he's a tough cookie. he'll live.
hoseok: you are so rude.
taehyung: no, i'm sleepy. i'm going home to take a nap until the morning time,
taehyung: but i promise after that i'll go visit to make sure he didn't die. sound fair?
jimin: no it doesn't! yoongi could die tonight!
hoseok: alright well if you're going home, can you at least help us get namjoon into the ambulance before you go? the paramedics should still be getting yoongi onto a gurney so they're probably still parked out front.
taehyung: ....
taehyung: my mama said i gotta come home right now immediately.
hoseok: literally taehyung all you have to do is--
taehyung: gotta blast!
taehyung: [ blasts ]
jimin: [ scoffs ] he's just so rude.
hoseok: anyway, can you like help--
hoseok: jimin are you
hoseok: jimin are you crying?
jimin: look [ points a passing girl in leggings ]
hoseok: ok but--
jimin: [ weeping hysterically ]
jimin: it's just so much ass in one pair of pants. how's her ass not ripping the pants, hobi? how?
hoseok: bitch do i look like bill nye the science guy?
