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S 1 E 9 : " C A L L M E D A D D Y "
seokjin: first of all, i'm not a rapper
yoongi: ...
seokjin: [ takes a breath in ]
jungkook: [ from the outside of the forcefield ] OH SHIT YOONGI HE FLAMED YO ASS!!
jungkook: HA!! GOTEE!!
hoseok: [ holds jungkook back, covers his mouth ]
jungkook: [ still mumbling and struggling ]
hoseok: [ whispers in his ear ] your mother should have swallowed
[[ cut back to the inner circle of the force field ]]
seokjin: first of all, i want everyone to know, i'm not a rapper. but uh,
seokjin: i broke up wit my ex girl
seokjin: here's her number
seokjin: [ pulls a scrap of paper out of the pocket of his mink, hands it to yoongi ]
yoongi: [ reads ] this just says "SIK-"
seokjin: SIKE!!! THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER BITCH!!!!
namjoon: [ loses his shit ]
jungkook: [ catches bullets, faints in hoseok's arms ]
hoseok: GO BEST FRIEND THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND
seokjin: [ cockily ] aight, aight, aight. hold it down y'all.
[[ everyone is still too busy screaming to notice jin's efforts to quiet them ]]
seokjin: YOU BETTER STOP
taehyung: [ ignoring seokjin ] don't worry, yoongi! we got your back! we believe in you!
jimin: yeah, min yoong-!
seokjin: BITCH I SAID HOLD IT DOWN
[[ everyone looks at him in silence ]]
seokjin: DAMN..
seokjin: HOW MANY TIMES DOES A MAN HAVE TO SAY HOLD IT DOWN TO GET SOME QUIET???!!
seokjin: AND I BETTER NOT HEAR ANOTHER PEEP OUT OF-
[[ a fart echoes through the room ]]
everyone: ...
namjoon: ... huh? what was that? [ subtly fans butt but just subtly ]
