He goes, "Hi I'm ________ "
And I shake his hand and say , "And I'm in a hurry."
* guy: pwede ba kitang maging kaibigan (dumidiskarte)
girl: i don't want you to be my friend
guy: bakit naman
girl: sorry...you don't meet my standards eh
* one time i had this super kulit suitor who'd like propose to me every other minute, exasperated i finally answered him:
"what part of NO did you not understand?!?!?!?!"
* banat ng mga babae sa manliligaw...
"Hindi tayo bagay kasi ako dyosa ikaw halimaw."
* pambasted sa kaibigang naliligaw:
"you're such a good friend why ruin our friendship"
* when a man approached me with a smile....
man:Hi miss...can i...
me:sorry....nagbigay na ako ng donation sa mga kasamahan mo...
* sungit banat
man:miss...ahh...
me:gusto mo bang guamastos sa hospital ng super laki at ma coma ka pa?!ha?!ano?!sagot!
* A guy approched me.
guy: Hi. kilala kita db classmates tayo nung high school?
my friend: SO, GALING KA RIN PALA SA ALL GIRLS SCHOOL!!!!
* there was a guy who's been courting me.. and i told him i didnt like him in short i turned him dwn... one time he was calling my fone and texting me ten msgs in a row... saying "pag di mo ko kinausap magpapakamatay ako" still i ignore his calls and msgs... and i fell asleep... morning after he's still texting me and calling me... and i send him this message...
" oh bakit buhay ka pa? kala ko ba pag di ko sinagot calls mo papakamatay ka na? bkit di ka pa rin patay?
* pambasted para sa mga makukilit manligaw
"how many times do i have to flush before you go away?"
* pwede etong isagot sa mga manliligaw na korniks ang style:
"i'm funny. you're funny looking. so, we have something in common.
but i still don't like you. so go awaaaay!!!"
* a friend brought over his new boyfriend for the barkada to meet..
after several hours, the guy excused himself.
friend: so guys, how is he? feedback!
barkada: he's ok. pero friend, KM sya.
we all agreed.
KM translation: KUTIS MAHIRAP
*Last Friday,medyo pagod at gutom ako after my job.
Nasa trainstation ako para umuwi na.Habang naghihintay ako ng tram,napansin ko may lalaking laging tingin-ng-tingin sa akin,mukha pang nagpapacharming.Hindi pa nagkasya at lumapit sa akin at heto ang conversation namin.
Guy:Miss mukha yatang walang darating na tram ah!
Nene (gutom at pagod)I'm sure na darating ang train,hayan at nakalatag ng riles!!(sabay irap)
Baklang ka officemate ko, nag fa-facebook, hindi nag tra-trabaho.
Me: Update ka ng update ng profile mo, hindi yung yung pag ka lalake mo asikasuhin mo. Sarap kaya maging lalake.
