* miss may lahi ka bang baril, kung meron man, pwede bang patira kahit isang putok lng!
*miss! sawsawan ka ba? pwedeng pa dip?
* Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
*You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
*The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
*Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
*miss troso ka ba? parang sarap mong sibakin
*Hi! Pahipo naman
* miss freezer ka ba??tinitigasan ako sau eh!
* M - do you cook?
G - yes why?
M - Would you like to scramble my eggs? lolz
*Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
*boy: ice cream ka ba?
girl: why?
boy: kasi gusto kita dilaan..
* ms. para kang target
- gusto kitang tirahin
*boi: miss manok kba??
gurl: bka kabastusan na nmn yan!
boi: limliman mo nmn itlog ko oh
*Para kang halaman.... minsan tigang ka, kaya gusto kitang diligan...
*MISS BULBUL KA BA?
-ANG GULO MO EH!!!!
*miss nawawala virginity ko.. pede ko bang makuha sayo?
*Miss, para kang ilong, pede b kitang
kalikutin?
*B: Miss para kang palay na dinurado..
G: Really?
B: Yup, ang sarap mo cgurong bayohin...
*Boy: Miss, sana nging pinto ka nlang.
Girl: Ha? Bakit nman?
Boy: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan.
*Girl: hey ulan ka ba?
boy: baket?
Girl: you make me wet eh
*Boy: Miss alam m pra kang sports car.
Sexy: ha? duh!
Boy: Kc ang sarap mong sakyan!
*Boy: Miss mesa ka ba?
Girl: Ha?
Boy: Gusto kasi kitang patungan eh.
*Menyak: miss, baka (cow) kba?
Gurlaloo: bkt? muka ba akong baka?
Menyak: nde! sarap mo lng gatasan eh!
*Boy: Miss lampara ka ba?
GIRL: Huh?!!!!!
Boy: Pahimas naman
*miss pde ba kita maging school..
para lagi kitang pasukan..
*BOY: Miss Plywood ka ba?
GIRL: Bakit?!
BOY: Pwede ka ba'ng lagariin?
*G: para kang palay na malagkit..
B: really?
G: yup, ang sarap mo cgurong gilingan'.. wah
*Mister: Miss para kang lolipop
Miss: baket nmn
Mister: Kasi ang sarap mo lap lapin
*Girl : May magnet ka ba?
Boy : Baket?
Girl : Tumataas skirt ko eh..
*boy: alam mo, para kang ketchup.
girl: bakit? kasi mapula lips ko?
boy: hindi. kasi hinahanap ka lage ng hotdog ko.
*Boy: pwede ko bang ipasok ang pagmamahal ko sa butas ng iyong pag-ibig?
Girl: katakot ka naman, salita pa lang nakabubuntis na..
*Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!
Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.
*Para kang KFC ....Finger lickin good!!
*Boy: Miss para kang bulalo
Girl: bakit?
Boy: ang sarap mong sipsipin at kainin
*ms. wala ka bang load?...gusto mo lodan kita 9 months unlimited
*Boy: Ms. are you a boxer?
Girl: Why
Boy: Maybe you can give me a couple of blows
*excuse me girl ka ba?...sige nga patunayan mo nga
*pag nakikita kita nagiging Psychic ako
lagi ko kasi nakikita hinaharap mo
