Inday: Walang hiyang kang lalaki ka pinuyat mo ako kagabi
Dodong: Bakit ano ba ginawa ko
Inday: Nagsasalita ka ng mga pangalan ng mga babae merong Tina, Marie, Rose etc.ect.etc
Dodong: So ano ngayon, ano kinalaman ko sa pagkapuyat mo
Inday: Hinihintay ko kc banggitan mo pangalan ko eh
*DAD: Laki ng PLDT bills dito sa bahay. i don’t use this phone naman, i use my office phone.
MOM: Same here. I use my work phone.
SON: Me too, i use my company phone.
INDAY: So what’s the problem? We all use the phone in our work, di ba?
*sa Max's restaurant...
Waiter: Ano po order nila, ma'am, sir?
Amo: *** whole roasted chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano order mo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish sauteed pork and chicken boiled in thick essence of soy sauce & veggies, like carrots, cauliflower, and baguio beans. Sprinkled generously with fine spices and spring onion, generously helping of rootcrop and rice!
Amo: bigyan mo raw ng chopseuy 'tong abnormal na 'to! Bechinan mo ng marami nang mamatay na!
*AMO: Inday, ba't umiiyak ka?
INDAY: Sabi po ng doktor tatanggalan daw ako ng butlig..
AMO: Butlig lang iiyak ka na?!!
INDAY: Okay lang kung right lig o lep lig lang, kaso but lig eh!
*INDAY sa Deal or No Deal:
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KRIS: Charmel, before you open the briefcase, i'd like to thank Figliarina by Schubizz for my shoes, Bambi Fuentes for my hair and make-up and Pepsi Herrera for my gown tonight.
INDAY: Ahh, mam Kris, can i also thank a few people?
KRIS: Oh sure inday!
INDAY: I would like to thank Frank Provost and Revlon for my hair and make-up, CARTIER for my earrings, Jimmy Choo for my shoes and Versace for my gown tonight.
KRIS: (nag WALK-OUT)
