Stuck in the Middle [Hikaru, Kaoru] | ♡

Chapter ♞ 33: Dates n' Fancy Tuna (1)

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[Sorry you gotta type it out, I will post it in the comments]

haha sex dreams //slapped//

Hikaru

or

Kaoru?

Who's the guy that appears in your dreams ;)?

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"Haruhi, for the love of narwhals and all that is mighty go with me,"

"Y/N you should really be more social and happy that Rima invited you out." Haruhi was currently trying to pry you off of her leg, as she spoke to you in an almost mocking tone. "Besides, aren't Honey and Mori-senpai already planning to go because of you?"

"Rima-kun is just using me to get close to Honey! And it wasn't an invitation, it was practically blackmail," You complained as you clutched onto her leg harder.

Rima hadn't exactly asked you, it was more like she said she'd be over in a few minutes, and whether you were ready or not... you were going to go. She had already invited Mori and Honey during a gym class, and they only agreed because she had lied and said that you were taggining along to do some shopping with her, as well as get lunch.

She threatened to say that Tyler was living with you to the twins if you decided to try and stay home... though that information was false, it was seem like a lie on your part, since Tyler was basically at your house every chance he got. 

She said it was also obvious to her that the twins were vying for your affections, whereas everyone else seemed oblivious.

Eventually you got Tyler to confess where he was staying, and he admitted that he was living with a relative that lived in Japan, after you threatened to hit him with a frying pan because he refused to fess up.

"Aren't hosts not allowed to go out with their customers?" You questioned to Haruhi, as she began to wobble while standing up.

"Well, I don't think Rima has visited the Host Club in over a month, so technically she would no longer be considered a customer."

She's been planning this all along I bet.

"Why won't you go? At least give me an explanation!"

The truth was- you were quite nervous. Honey and Mori were two hosts you hadn't really talked to at all, yet Rima had planned for all four of you to spend the day together. She literally said she had a detailed map of Japan and all the best places that you all should go to.

The only time you had interacted with Honey was when offered you a ton of cake, and once in gym class. Mori, on the otherhand, was nearly like a brick wall- but he appeared to be easier to get along with, actually. 

You had figured that your best friend Haru would go with you out of either pity, or wanting to spend her Saturday with you, but she said that you should attempt to bond with other hosts.