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"So, what's next on the list Lichy" said Ice King having the time of his life
"The Princesses gems"
"Ooooh, are we gonna kidnap princesses?"
"No. Just their gems."
"But the princesses, they need to be captured"
The Lich raises his hand to slap the pajamas out of Ice King then Ice King said
"Okay, okay... Just no more slapping"
"Where do we start first Lichy"
"We start small. Head to the Hot Dog Kingdom"
Ice King and The Lich flies off to the Hot Dog Kingdom.
"We're in a pickle Lichy, The Hot Dog Kingdom's well defended."
"What!? it's just a small dog house with a fence for a wall!"
The Hot Dog Knights we're practicing their combat skills(They we're actually stabbing each other and laughing) The others we're practicing their hand to hand combat (They we're playing in the mud)
"I don't know Lichy, those hot dog knights seem pretty nasty. I usually come here at night so the other Hot Dog Knights are asleep, and then i take Hot Dog Princess. [Laughing creepy]"
(It was like a routine for The Ice King)
"Just get in there you fool"
Ice King flies into the Hot Dog Kingdom
"Intruder! we're under attack!" yelled the Hot Dog Knight
Ice King and The Lich just stood there and the Hot Dog Knights charged. The first Hot Dog Knight tripped in the mud and the others soon followed
"We surrender!" said the Hot Dog Knights throwing their weapons on the ground]
"That was easy" said The Ice King
"What do you want Ice King" said Hot Dog Princess
"Oh don't worry HDP i'm not here to capture you, I'm just here for your gem"
"Wh-Who's that!" said Hot Dog Princess while pointing the Lich/snail
"Ohh, thats my snail, Lichy" replied the Ice King
The Lich stared angrily at Ice King
"Now give us the gem, Princess, Lichy's getting mad" said Ice King
The Hot Dog Princess handed over her gem to the Lich and Ice King carries her.
"Leave the Hot dog, She will only slow us down" said The Lich
"Oh Heh-heh, sorry. Old habits die hard i guess, and I don't even like her that much. Heh-heh"
Ice King puts Hot dog Princess down, and flies off with the Lich
"We're sorry Princess, we have failed you again." said the Hot Dog Knight bowing down to their Princess with shame
"Get an army of Hot Dog Knights and report this to Finn" said Hot Dog Princess
"Four Hot Dog Knights are all we can spare because of the attack Princess" said The Hot Dog servant
"Gather them, and report to Finn. Ohh and remind Finn of how pretty i am "
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