Roast Jokes

Part 3

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

Your momma so fat when she step on a scales her phone number comes up.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.