Yo momma's so ugly, the army doesn't use guns any more - they use her picture.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.

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Roast Jokes
HumorHere are some great jokes for when you are fooling around with Roast