Roast Jokes

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Your mama so cheap......she used food stamps as stamps for envelopes

Your mama so cheap.....she shopped at the Lost And Found

Your mama so cheap..... She thought about selling you for a penny

Your mama so cheap.... She went to Stop and Shop to ask for a box to live in

Your mama so hairy.... That when she went to the zoo the people cried "The bear is loose"

Your mama so black..... Lights turn on everytime she passes it

You are so ugly...... that when your mom dropped you off to school, a cop said "mam your getting a fine for littering"

You (mama is) are so black....... everytime you walk behind someone they think your their shadow

You are so dumb...... You thought you could buy a Wall at Wal-Mart

Your are so fat...... The Titanic sunk because of you

You are so fat...... People thought she was the girl that blew up from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

You are so black.....When you went for a walk at night no one saw you.

You are so white.... Starbucks ran out of business because of you

Your mama so ugly.... She made the people in "Freak Show" jealous

Your mama so ugly....that at the Halloween party she won first place for Most terrifying costume
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Hey peeps. Im worn out... Dont worry ill have more soon.
Comment some roast and ill mention you when I make the next chapter.
Please no mean comments.
They might seem weak but some of them work...
Peace out