***These first few crappy Fanfics are ones I've already posted on my Instagram before @/tricksylittlehobbitses ***
So one day, there was a fugly creature that goes by the name of Gollum. He heard about a place where he could get all the fish he wants. But it's all across the world. It's a place called Antartica.
So he decided to go there. He grabs a unicycle and rides it with circus music playing in the background. But it takes him almost a year and a half to get there because he falls from the unicycle every 5 seconds.
"WE HATESSSS IT!!!" He screams out every time he falls.
Finally when he gets there, he sees the water. Full of delicious fish. But a penguin is blocking him from going any further. Gollum tells the penguin to move. But he doesn't.
Instead the penguin shoves himself up Gollum's butt and self destructs, killing them both. The end.
