"U iz kind, u iz smartt, u iz importent" Azog said as he lovingly stroked his Warg. "betch u ain't got t tell me I no" the Warg replied as he slapped Azog with its tail. "now stfu im tryin t catch dat squirel" the Warg said as they hid behind a huge rock.
"hev I ever tuld u dat ily" Azog whispered in his ear. The Warg looked at him as if he had grown two heads. "ey man dats gai I dunt roll dat way" the Warg was getting ready to pounce but Azog spoke in a loud voice again. "em srs we shuld get married rite now"
The squirrel heard Azog and ran as fast as it could. The Warg was angry it's food ran away. "betch did u c wat u just did!? now cuz of dat I will eat your arm" the Warg jumped on Azog and ate his arm. "aw how kewt." Azog said. "im srs man go awai I dunt lyke u!!" Azog was sad to hear the love of his life didn't want him.
So he ended up wandering into a swamp. There was a green ogre. He was so happy. The ogre said "gtfo dis is mai swamp" but Azog wouldn't leave. With a flick of da wrist, Azog disappeared. Both the ogre and the Warg celebrated. Then the Warg ate the ogre and then ate itself. THE END.
