Bolg wakes up one morning. The sun is shining and birds are chirping. There's a spider on his leg. He picks up the spider. He eats the spider, leg by leg. "Brekfas es gud." He says. Azog busts through his room. "Wek teh fak up u lazy shet." He yelled out as he threw a dead rat at him. Ahh. The sweet sound of father and son bonding. Bolg grabs the rat, gets up and shoves the rat down Azog's throat. "thenk u son" Azog says. Azog wanted to spend more time with Bolg so he told him to get ready so they both can go hunting. Bolg was excited to finally have some time with his loving dad. "bulg hurry teh fak up we dunt hev al dai u ugli-" Azog screamed so many curse words that I cannot repeat. Bolg grabbed his bow and arrows and 2 daggers before leaving. Bolg saw a wild deer and successfully shot it. "i luv u dad" Bolg said. "stfu" replied Azog. The end.
