Left Eyebrow: "here we go, to start the day today!"
Right Eyebrow: "yay!! I'm so excited"
Left Eyebrow: "im tired of ur crap right eyebrow stfu"
Right Eyebrow: "ur just jelly cuz IM on fleek and ur not"
Left Eyebrow: "tru"
Right Eyebrow: "oh look! Thranduils gonna pluck us today!!"
Left Eyebrow: "why are u happy about that!? You know it's so pAINFUL."
Right Eyebrow: "yeah but it makes me look better than u."
Left Eyebrow: "I hate you."
Right Eyebrow: "I love my fans."
Left Eyebrow: "wat are u talking about u don't have any-OH GOD HERE COMES THE TWEEZERS- AHH AHH HAVE MERCY IT BURNS OH MY SWEET GOLLUM HELP ME"
Right Eyebrow: "you shouldn't yell, he can't hear you"
Left Eyebrow: "I DONT CARE"
Right Eyebrow: "look! He messed up! You look ugly now HAHAHAHA"
Thranduil: "stupid eyebrows, I'll just shave them both off."
Both Eyebrows: "AHHHAICIWOXAK"
R.I.P. Thrandy's eyebrows❤️
