ALRIGHT FUCKERS WHAT DA HELL IS EVERYONE TALKIN ABOUT -_-
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After school ended you walked home. Kinda pooed and confused.
You waddles in like Pingu and nooted your way to your room ignoring your sister, oh but then you heard a *ding* someone was pestering youz....welp move your lazy ass and go check
You opened your laptop to see it was Feferi pestering you so you decided to see what she had to say, since you barley talk/pester
[3:30 pm] cuttlefishCuller [CC] began pestering potatoWiz [PW]
[CC]: )(i (Y/N) I )(ave some news!
[PW]: uh ok whats up?
[CC]: o)( whale actually I guess I cant tell you all of it but! You s)(ould know t)(at t)(e w)(ole Dave )(as a gilfriend t)(ing isn't reely about anot)(er girl
[PW]: uhhh ok? Thanks for telling me fef
[CC]: o)( sorry (Y/N) I )(ave to go Eridan is being weird again byee 38)
[PW]: bye see you at skewl
[3:45 pm] cuttlefishCuller [CC] quit pestering
potatoWiz [PW]
'welp' your very confused but you'll take what you can
TIEM TO BOTHER YOUR SISTER YES THE SISTER YOU HAVE IN DIS STORY DONT FORGET
You got up and waddled out of your room and waddled your way to the living room where your sister was sleeping...nyhehehe perfect opportunity to use your art skillz.
Ah yes she will thank you later for the unibrow and greatful amount of dicks you have just added to her face.
After having fun drawing on her face you realized it was 4:45 and you dont know what to do with your life...rip
You take pictures of your sister and send them to your friends but not dave your deciding to avoid contact rn GOOD THANG ITS FRIDAY AND YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL SON NO CONFUSING DAVE NO BITCHY JESSICA (sorreh for everyone who is named Jessica no heart feelings) AND NO STOOPID ASS TEACHERS AHHH YE
You decide to waste 4 hours that surprisingly went by fast by watching youtube videos and scrolling endlessly on the great trash holder its self, Tumblr.
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IGHT CHILDREN I HAVE SOME NEWSSSS
Im back to postingand writing this story so dont give up on me yet AND ALSO My cousin Zoë is going to help me write this story and she will post a chapter soon so look forward to that all right BYEEEE
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Mysteriouse (Dave x Reader)
Fanfiction(IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING HEAVILY EDITED any chapters named with a number have been edited) You go to high school simply like every other teen is forced to, you make friends easily, but what about this one weird kid that is avoiding you, whats up...
