Soooo
Hi!
... You aren't going to say hi back? Eh..
So
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Hairy Otter was a young boy, age 11, who's parents had died in a flood and he was taken in by his mean, mean, mean, mean, mean, uncle and aunt. Oh, did I mention.. they were very mean?
Well, on his 11th birthday he started to see more and more random squids following him around the street, and a few, he saw, had oddly shaped potatoes in their beaks.... Hmmm... Weird...
His uncle, which he called Uncle Pansiye, and his aunt, Auntie Broeski, kept him in the house all day, until squids with potatoes kept sneaking into the house and trying to get to Hairy. Hairy thought this was some sort of trick being played by his cousin, Fluffrey, who was also a mean, mean , mean, mean, mean, mean, mean, mean, mean, MEAN person.
He was getting curious of what the potatoes were, so he tried to sneak one into his room, which wasn't hard. He got one and started peeling it. He peeled almost all the skin, when the peels on the floor started to change and arrange themselves into words.
HAIRY OTTER. YOU. ARE. A.
The peels stopped arranging themselves and Hairy stared at them, wanting them to finish "talking", resumed peeling his potato.
Once he had exactly one large, fluffy, kitten's worth of potato peels on the floor, the peels started to arrange themselves once again.
HAIRY OTTER. YOU. ARE. A. ^%$*%!.
"Umm... What..?" Hairy mumbled as he staggered backwards, shocked at what he read.
Later that day, Fluffrey rushed into Hairy's room with a smirk on his face.
"LOOK HAIRY, I'M A WIZARD, AND YOU AREN'T. AREN'T YOU JELLY OF ME? HAHA I AM GOING TO BE ABLE TO USE MAGIC BUT YOU ARE JUST A MUGGLE!!!!!!" Fluffrey walked out of the room, CACKLING....
Hairy was fine when Fluffrey went away, because then he could go outside without having to play balwith Fluffrey. Once Fluffrey brought home a friend, and he could hear them yeling at each other the whole time. The friend's name was Wonnifred Easily, AKA Won Easily. Won Easily was a pink headed blob. Hairy went to bed everyday thinking 'bout weirdo Fluffrey and his weirdo friends....
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MUAHAHAHAHHA
Um... I do not know why I wrote that story....
Ehh
Pshhh
Oh well
(Also, so I don't get fined for copyright or something because IDK why I would but just to be safe, These characters are [sort of] based off of J.K. Rowling's characters in Harry Potter.)
ERHMEHGERD I NEED TO USE THE PITTER PATTER ROOM. OH WAIT... NEVERMIND
it bothers me how much I use caps in this chapter.
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-Q :3
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Acak~note from the future: im only keeping this up so you guys can experience the grossness that is my young self. Nothing is edited, not even the description- until now of course~ A random story about (probably weird) random things... THAT ARE TOTALL...
