Problems, ships, and stuff

Tag thing

So thanks MysteriousWriter224 for tagging me (note the sarcasm)

So let's get this thing over with

1) Do I like someone? No and even if I did I don't think I'd post it for everyone to see although... ;)

2) Do they like me? Nope. I don't think anyone does at the moment

3) Middle name? I have a middle name but I'm not gonna tell. Let's keep things a little mysterious. Yes?

4) Single or taken? Single like I said I don't think anyone likes me at the moment and if they did I'd still probably say no... Depending on who asks though... Jk, maybe... ;)

5) Last person I texted? One of my old friends her nickname is little chipmunk

6) Last song I listened to? Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin.
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me

Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

7) Battery percent? 97%

8) Girl bestfriend? Like mysteriouswritter224 said she's my bitch and I'm her hoe

9) Guy bestfriend? He doesn't have a wattpad so yeah but my nickname for him is penguin man

10) Fave OTP? Don't have a favorite. I have too many otps to choose from.

11) Why I made my account? Well long story short I was with mysteriouswritter224 on a field trip and we were on the bus. She knows I love to read so she said to get wattpad. We created my account on the bus and I started writing my first story with her since we been bouncing ideas around just minutes before she told me about wattpad. So let's say I've had wattpad maybe about a year.

12) Current lock screen? Audrey Hepburn the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's when he tells her 'I love you' and she says 'So what'

13) Birthday? My birthday is 01-01-20____ also known as New Years Day

Now I don't have anyone to tag since mysteriouswritter224 tagged pretty much everyone so...

Cheesy pick up line:

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?