*Imaginary butler walks into the room*
Butler: Ma'am. I have wonderful news.
Me: Do say. *sips tea- I mean....coffee. I dislike tea*
Butler: If my calculations are correct, you seem to have reached 2,000 votes on Wattpad.
Me: *spits coffee- erm, tea? I don't know...* *Spits LIQUIDS*
Butler: Oh dear.....Shall I get you a towel?
Me: 2,000 VOTES?!
Butler: *shaking in fear* Y-yes, you just hit 2,000 votes.
Me: *takes deep breath* I need to UPDATE!
Hey guys! No, that's too sexist. Hello people-who-read-my-stories... Much better.
I am so thankful for hitting 2,000 votes. I know for most people it's like "Oh my God, who the hell cares? Cuz, I don't!" Yeah? WELL, I CARE. I'm still alive, thanks for asking even if you didn't. I mean, how else would I update? Maybe this isn't the actual author speaking? *dramatic music* No, really, it's me.
I'm always checking on Wattpad, especially my notifications so I see what you people are doing. But, thank you so much for reading my fanfiction! Honestly, I've gotten more grammatically better in my writing but I'm way too lazy to go back and edit all my fanfictions because they make me cringe whenever I try to read them. I have no idea how you people read through it, but I am thankful. For my Americans out there, Happy Thanksgiving! Do they celebrate Thanksgiving in other countries? I'm not sure....they should teach THAT kind of stuff in school, or maybe they have and I'm just ignorant? Ignorance is bliss!
So, I've decided to update this on ALL of my stories, even though they are all complete so that you can read this. If you haven't read my other stories, you totally should!
I've come to the realization that most of you don't know anything about me. So, I've also decided to write 20 facts about me! Not facts that can help you track me down like my address or my phone number because I'm not dumb. So, let's begin?
My name is Brenda and I am a female, last time I checked. Not a common name where I leave. Speaking of where I live...
I live in California. That's all I'm saying....creep.
I am currently a sophomore in high school. Not putting my high school because I'm pretty sure I'm the only girl named Brenda there.
I decided to do writing when I was 10 years old. I started writing this zombie apocalypse story DURING church stuff, so that's pretty disrespectful but whatever.
I prefer writing fictional adventure/romance stories than any other genres.
I actually DON'T want writing as my main career. I prefer computer science/engineering.
I stopped writing TheRPGMinx and Krismpro fanfiction because I started writing actual fictional books that I wish to FINISH soon. School's been tough.
When I first joined Wattpad, I just read A LOT of werewolf stories because... I don't know why.
I'm a VERY picky eater. Very picky...
When I go to bookstores, I literally have the urge to buy at least one book. I would buy it, and never read it. It's a problem. Luckily, I have no actual money to spend.
I don't write fanfiction anymore so don't expect any from me, although I sometimes read fanfiction.
I check Wattpad for any notifications DAILY.
I am the WORST at replying to messages. Oh my gosh, it's so bad. Someone would message me, let's say, at 4:00pm. I would reply at around 10:30pm or ANY TIME that I check my phone. I've had a lot of complaints about it. Probably because the vibration on my phone is super low even though it's on the HIGHEST setting possible!
My favorite color is GREEN.
I'm not one of those people who looks at a color and says, "That looks like lavender or lime green." No. It's purple and green. BASIC COLORS!
I like the number 55 even though I don't like odd numbers. It's weird. Something about that number. Most of my friends think my favorite number is 69 because I make fun of it, but no.
My mother is Mexican and my father is Salvadorian but I was born in California. So, I am semi-fluent in Spanish but I do struggle and it's embarrassing.
I wear glasses. I have really bad eyesight. Really bad.
I have light brown eyes.
I love hearing any sort of feedback from you people. An example would be comments and messages.
So, enough about making you bored out of your mind. I'm sure you have better things to do! Well, I hope you liked those 20 facts and let me know if you relate to any of them. Also, let me know about facts about YOU!
Thank you for helping me reach 2,000 votes on Wattpad. I hope you read my other stories if you haven't done that already.
See you later, alligator.... I'm such a loser, haha.
Sincerely, (apparently this is a letter??)
-Brenda
