Aries: OMG!!! They were having sex and his d*ck popped, they still finished though
Taurus: Shove a pineapple up his ass, problem solved
Gemini: That teacher is bangin
Cancer: B*TCHHHHHHHH! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Leo: This slut needs to get the f*ck outta this school
Virgo: Move the f*ck out of my way, you asshole
Libra: SHE SLIDES AROUND LIKE A SNAIL ON HER LUBE!!!! That makes a lot of sense
Scorpio: AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU ALWAYS GET KICKED IN THE BALLS!!!!
Sagittarius: Don't step on my blanket, my blanket, not yours
Capricorn: I hate all of you
Aquarius: F*CK YOU LOCKER
Pisces: I WALKED INTO THE GUYS BATHROOM AND THE GUY CUSSED ME OUT IN SPANISH BECAUSE I SAW HIS ASS
