Aries: *watching a bird taking a shit on your car*
Taurus: *the realisation that you forgot to get a towel when you're in the shower*
Gemini: *slipping in the shower*
Cancer: *accidentally dropping rice down your shirt as your eating it*
Leo: *going into a room and forgetting why you entered it in the first place*
Virgo: *forgetting where your pencil is even though you just had it*
Libra: *not being able to reach an itchy spot on your back*
Scorpio: *accidentally letting go of a balloon*
Sagittarius: *finding a strand of hair in your food*
Capricorn: *pouring a glass of milk and realising it's sour*
Aquarius: *putting too much sunscreen on your hands and having to find other places to wipe it on to*
Pisces: *cracking your phone*
