Aries: I crashed my motorbike
Taurus: This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road
Gemini: I'm here with my friend
Cancer: I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and I spilled it over me, now I've got third degree burns
Leo: Someone called me ugly so I tried to punch them but I missed and hit the brick wall
Virgo: um....i work here?
Libra: I had a panic attack
Scorpio: Someone pushed me down the stairs
Sagittarius: This old lady was on her motor scooter and she was going so slowly so I told her to hurry up, then she ran over my toe
Capricorn: I was working really late 5 nights in a row, and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out
Aquarius: I was walking my mermaid then she pushed me down the well and I found myself in Narnia
Pisces: I was concentrating and smashed into the wall then got a concussion
