Aries: the crazy freak artist who swallows knives and juggles chainsaws
Taurus: the knife thrower
Gemini: the magician
Cancer: the puppet master
Leo: the ringleader
Virgo: the stilt walker
Libra: the tightrope walker (Balance...geddit???)
Scorpio: the fire breather
Sagittarius: the clown
Capricorn: the contortionist
Aquarius: the acrobat
Pisces: the ribbon dancer
