Aries: "Shut up"
Taurus: "Leave me alone"
Gemini: "Yo mama"
Cancer: "I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
Leo: "You're just jealous"
Virgo: "Were you deprived of oxygen at birth?"
Libra: "I've been more than fair"
Scorpio: "You're going to regret that"
Sagittarius: "I really don't care"
Capricorn: "Are you done?"
Aquarius: "You wanna say that again?"
Pisces: "Fuck off"