Conrad: hey
Judicorn: why are you still texting me
Conrad: sorry. didn't mean to offend. i was bored and never deleted our conversation
Judicorn: well maybe you should
Conrad: why
Judicorn: because I'm not supposed to talk to strangers on the internet and thats what you are. a stranger. you never even meant to text me and now you wont stop texting me.
Conrad: im sorry. I didnt want to make you mad
Judicorn: well i don't know what you were expecting
Conrad: wdym
Judicorn: you literally told me the only reason you were talking to me was because you were bored. if that wouldn't make you mad i don't know what would
Conrad: well I'm sorry. if it makes you feel any better i would wanna get to know you. we could be friends.
Judicorn: no thanks, i'll pass. you're probably just some creepy 35 year old man who lives in his mom's basement. i can smell the cheetos from here
Conrad: actually i'm 14.
Judicorn: oh, i'm sure. i can see it now, you're sitting in your room with bright blue walls and a green ninja turtles shirt on.
Conrad: close. orange walls and a plaid shirt.
Conrad: and so what? you're probably just a 35 year old woman, wearing a sports bra and fuzzy pajama pants. i can smell the ice cream and adele songs from here.
Judicorn: not exactly, i'm 14.
Conrad: but you dont believe that I am?
Judicorn: it's kind of hard to explain
Conrad: what do you mean by that
Judicorn: i don't trust people very easily if you haven't noticed.
Conrad: no i have
Conrad: why not
Judicorn: idk.
Judicorn has left the conversation.
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idk •jonnor•
FanfictionConnor accidentally messages Jude, though he doesn't seem bothered by the fact. Jude doesn't know if he is bothered by it. He doesn't seem to know a lot.
