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Conrad: hey man what's up??
Judicorn: who is this?
Conrad: oh sorry. I clicked on the wrong profile.
Judicorn: its cool. Later.
Conrad: excuse you
Judicorn: what?
Conrad: no one gets away that easy
Judicorn: what are you talking about
Conrad: no one leaves my text convos this early
Judicorn: um... okay?
Conrad: what's ur name.
Judicorn: well that's not creepy
Conrad: no its not
Conrad: just tell me your name
Judicorn: if you can't figure it out by my screen name you are not someone I want to be talking to.
Conrad: don't you know what my name is?
Judicorn: conrad?
Conrad: no! Its a play on words. A conrad is someone who at first impression seems shy
Judicorn: obviously not
Conrad: and then when you get to know him a bit more you think he's an asshole
Judicorn: is that where we are?
Conrad: and then once you get to know him you realize that he's an awesome ass person and you were wrong all along
Judicorn: so I see we're still on stage 2?
Conrad: I hate u
Judicorn: same
Conrad: so what's up
Judicorn: idk.
Judicorn has left the conversation.

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