My Knight in Shining Armor

The Legend of Jonathan Toews

Jonathan Toews, with a slick hair cut and looking extremely dashing and knightly, is on horse-back, galloping across some beach in a fairy tale kingdom sort of entrance. He appears to be on a mission and is focused, as he rides on. He tosses his head and flashes a smile to the side. There is a twinkle in it, as it is perfectly white. His clothing is similar to Galavant's or any other live-action knightly type.

He and the black horse slow to a trot, as they enter the small cliche village, where he is living. He begins to come in and pass through the village, as the peasants around begin to sing along with narrator.

"Way back in days of old

There was a legend told

About a hero known as Jonathan!" Jamie Benn begins to sing, as he pops up and starts to follow Jonathan and the horse through the village.

"Square jaw and perfect hair," a cliche peasant female with blonde hair and a muffin hat sang, stepping out of her cottage to dump some water on the ground.

Jamie and Jonathan continue through the village, waving to everyone. They pass an older gentleman vender guy. There is a mini-market set up. Baskets hold different kinds of fruits and vegetables like pumpkins, cabbages, carrots and corn.

"Cojones out to there," the man says, as he holds up two fruits in his hands at his chest.

In the background, kids are running around in excitement, like there is nothing happening or nothing wrong.

"There was no hero quite like Jonathan!" all the peasants sing, as they welcome Jamie and Jonathan.

"Tough, plus every other manly value," a blacksmith, working on his busily on his project sings, looking up as the two pass by. Sparks shoot into the sky with his work.

A trio of little kids, fresh off some kind of adventure, stomp in rhythm to the song, singing, "Mess with him, he'll disembowel you."

"Yay, he ruled in every way!" another older peasant woman exclaims, bursting from her cottage to check out the chaos happening and the arrival of Jonathan Toews.

The two continue on, spotting the woman, who waves back at them kindly waving a cloth or handkerchief around. Jonathan valiantly waves back at her and then awkwardly stops, as he looks upon a peasant man stuck in the town woodstock, obviously being punished, a common medieval character. Jonathan chuckles and covers his mouth with his hand in amusement at him.

"A fairy-tale cliche," the man in the woodstock sings.

Jonathan reaches his destination and jumps off his horse, as everyone gathers around him and shouts/sings: "And people called him Jon-a-than!" He is raised into the air by the village people and cheered. He is grinning the entire time.

As he is lowered back down once more, a smaller man runs toward him. This man is dress in an elbow-length white shirt with baggy black pants that tuck into a pair of black boots. He is clean-shaven and young looking, almost like a teen pop star or movie star. Jonathan seems to recognize him.

"Jonathan!" the man screams, darting forward, eagerly.

"Tyler!!" the dark brunette cries and wraps his arms around the pale-skinned man, picking him up off the ground a bit and spinning him around.

"The man we're speaking of,

He had a boyish love,

And Tyler Seguin, he was one fair 'maiden'!" Jamie continues to sing as the narrator.

They share a kiss and then Jonathan helps Tyler onto the back of his horse and they once again leave the village, heading off. They head to the grass hills and cliffs beside the beach and the village in the kingdom, with Tyler clinging to Jonathan gleaming and bursting with positive energy. His arms are wrapped around his lover's stomach and waist and he has his head resting against Jonathan's strong, manly shoulder. They reach their destination on the cliff and there, Tyler jumps off and gazes out at the water, grinning largely.