My Knight in Shining Armor

The New Legend of Jonathan Toews

In the kingdom just outside of Valencia, Jamie jumps to his feet. He figures he needs to get help in order to save Tyler. He's no Knight and this is the first time in years, he's been out of the castle and on his own. The Jester sends a note to Jonathan in hopes he'll help out but time passes and no response comes.

Jamie ultimately decides to leave his kingdom, finding a horse of his own and he journeys to Jonathan and Patrick's new home kingdom some miles from his own. He launches into a song:

"Way back in days of old,

There was once a legend told

About a hero known as Jonathan."

"He once had everything,

A fair maiden and Knighting...

There was no hero quite like Jonathan."

"Tough, plus every other manly value,

Mess with him, he'd disembowel you.

Yes, he ruled in every way,

A fairytale cliche

And people called him Jon-a-than!"

"Tyler Seguin was his everything,

His one true love and the one who made him happy.

But then one tiny problem arose,

Taylor, a nearby queen of wealth and stature,

She watched Tyler Seguin, lust in her eyes.

And she asked him for his hand,

Well, more like a demand,

Well, more like had her henchman snatch him."

"Which brought us to the wedding day,

Jonathan was on the way

To rescue the poor Tyler, who had to wait,

Behind the gates for his true love to come

And rescue him from his fate.

But he chose, instead, to be rich with fame

And broke our hero's heart in two after he came."

Jamie enters the village and continues to sing, while he looks around for Jonathan or Patrick.

"Then the Prince Patrick

Came searching for this fella,

The washed-up hero known as Jonathan

He'd gotten him to lend a hand

To oust the Queen who'd seized his land

But zing!

He was working for the Queen!"

"Then begun the plot,

With which there was quite a lot

With Patrick stringing Jonathan.

And with the evil Queen

Prepared to do her thing

And with the young king sill pretty sure he couldn't.

And with Jonathan about to start his journey,

One, though twisty and immensely turney