My Knight in Shining Armor

Jonathan's "Rescue"

Tyler Seguin finally turns from the window. He comes down the steps, just as Queen Taylor comes into the room, strutting her curves and lady parts. Her lips are pursed together as she attempts to play her villain role and showing little concern.

"Is everything alright, my prince?" Taylor asks, fanning herself and looking annoyed.

"Yes my Queen."

"Well, I should think so, in a few moments we shall marry and you shall instantly become the most richest and most powerful husband and man in the land." She cocks a pose, putting her hands on her hips.

"Yes, my Queen. Very exciting."

"And then tonight you shall join me in my bed."

"Yes, my Queen."

"Then, we're going to do it."

"Yes."

"And we're not just going to sit in bed and open gifts and talk about how much fun the wedding was. Okay? We're. Doing. It."

"Yup."

"Alrighty, then..." the Queen begins to turn to leave, heading for the door, but she halts and spins back to him. "Of course we're going to open some presents. But then we're going to do it!"

"Got it."

Taylor exits the room, resuming in her journey down to the foyer, where the wedding would be held.

After a little bit, finishing up getting dressed with help from his servants, he is escorted down to the foyer of the castle, where Taylor is now awaiting him. One of the people assigned to him, his servant, fixes his tie and then pushes open the doors. They slowly creak open and then Tyler is forced forward into the room and placed in front of Taylor his bride-to-be and future wife. She reaches out and grabs his hands into her own.

The ceremony begins, while...

At the same time, Jonathan is racing to the rescue, knocking out guards and kicking butt.

"By all the stars above,

"I'll save my one true love!" Jonathan sings, as he hops up the steps and turns the corner, heading down the hallway, which leads to the foyer where the wedding is taking place.

"Hey look," one guard points out.

"Oh wow its him!" a second guard exclaims.

"It's Jona-!" Jonathan kicks them and knocks them out, as he continues on. He twirls his sword in his hand, as he walks on, full of confidence.

"I shall not be denied,

Until he's by my side!

I suggest you fall..."

A third guard falls as told.

"Thanks." Jonathan sheaths his sword and darts forward.

Meanwhile back in the main foyer room where the wedding is happening, Tyler faces Queen Taylor. The priest is halfway through his speech and the vows.

"I love you so Tyler Seguin," she says to him, brushing a stray curl of her hair out of the way.

"I-I--" Tyler stutters, trying to find the words to say. There is really no way out, he has to rely on his hope that Jonathan Toews will come find him and save him. Where's Jonathan?

"And so, on this glorious day, we celebrate the union of our greatest king," the guy is saying.

"STOP!! Tyler, don't marry her!" a deep, booming, monotonic voice shouts.