Chapter One

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Jade's POV

I swing my legs back and forth from my perch on an opened cargo box and I watch joker's every move. I've been his sidekick since I was five when he stole me from the orphanage I was in. Him and Harley 'adopted' me.

He's never really been a fatherly figure towards me but I don't expect him to be since he is Gotham's most infamous psychopath of them all, I can just stand him, it's Harley Quinn, his stupid girlfriend who I can't stand. I don't call her my mother, heck I don't even call joker my father because well yeah they are my parents technically since they 'adopted' me but I call them joker and Harley.

The sound of an engine breaking down is heard outside and joker stops drawing out the blueprints of his next weapon for a second then goes back to his work muttering to himself. The door then bursts open and miss clingy clown walks in smiling.

"Oh mistah J!" Harley says in her loud, high pitched and very, I repeat VERY annoying voice. Joker rolls his eyes annoyed and I put a hand to my head, ever so slightly soothing my headache I just got.

"What?" Joker asks unamused and trying to ignore Harley as she walks in with some sort of wooden box that is nailed together and has Blüdhaven written on it.

"Puddin' me and the boys gotcha a present!" Harley states excitedly and the two goons guarding outside close the door stopping the rain from getting in and Harley puts the box down making the sound echo through the almost empty warehouse we are staying in.

Joker spins around on his chair and stands up then walks over to the wooden box unimpressed, "what is it this time?" Joker asks in a bored tone. I look at the box interested for a second, who knows, maybe this time it's something useful?

"Oh it's supah cool mistah J, it really is, it's a Blüdhaven!" Harley says excitedly and joker holds the crook of his nose and groans and I burst out into laughter up in my perch.

Harley then looks up at me annoyed. "What's so funny?!" She yells annoyed and she takes out her baseball bat at the ready but my face stays emotionless and I flip down to the ground without a care in the world that she could hit me because I know she won't and I point to the text on the box.

"Blüdhaven is a small island off the coast of Gotham, it's not a thing but nice try" I say and her face fills with rage and she raises her bat but joker gives her a glare and she growls at me then walks off in a strop. I smile at her childishness. I'm 14 and I'm more mature than her.

Joker would never want me dead or hurt either since he knows I'm more useful than Harley could ever be and I'm the only one who is able to take his title of the joker once he gets too old to have it himself.

Joker walks back to his desk and he finishes his plans and I walk over to him and look at the things he needs, most of it comes from Wayne Enterprises, Gotham's hi-tech place that is owned by 'the prince of Gotham' and billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne.

"Do you need me to steal anything? I've not had any heists for about a month now..." I point out and joker looks at his to-get list and nods.

"Yes, you and Harley will get the items from Wayne Enterprises tomorrow. loudly." He says without a second thought and he goes to his to-kill list giggling to himself.

"I'm not underestimating you but don't you think the plan would be more successful if Harley robbed a bank to draw the attention away from me who will steal the tech from Wayne Enterprises?" I ask and he looks at me annoyed but he knows I'm right so he just narrows his eyes

"Yes that would work but what if Harley gets caught?" He asks and I shrug

"I'll break her out of Arkham again, and besides once the batman and boy blunder see I'm stealing tech they'll come for me and we all know I've got a high chance of escaping before they even get to me so everyone will be ok" I say and joker nods.

"I'm pleased you will be taking up my title one day kid, don't think ol' batsy will get much of a laugh out of you though" joker says laughing and I nod. Unlike Joker and Harley I'm sane, I do make a few jokes but most of them just stay in my head.

"Mistah J!" Harley screams in panic and I take out my gun and stand infront of the joker protecting him. We are under attack.

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