Jade's POV
After changing into the worker uniform I stole I walk up to the gates and keep my hat covering my masked eyes. "ID?" The gate worker asks and I take out the fake ID I made myself that shows Harley's face with a few different features I added on photoshop. Funnily enough we do look alike, sadly.
"Open the gate" the worker says and I walk into Arkham as easy as that. I walk down to the second gate that lets me into the block full of Gotham's most infamous villains.
I hold up my ID and the guard looks at it carefully and at the bottom half of my face and he nods. "Purpose of being here?" He asks.
"I'm here as a psychiatrist, my patient is Harley Quinn" I say and he nods then opens the gate and leads me in then locks it behind us and I watch as Harley's face lights up and I smile under my hat.
"Here she-" the guard starts but I cut him off with a hit in the back of the head and he falls to the ground unconscious. I take off the uniform revealing my jester suit,mask and hat and Harley squeals.
"You're alive!" Harley yells happily and I nod and let her and only her out and she looks at me, "what did B-man do to you? I'll kill him I will!" Harley shouts angered looking at a small bruise on my neck and I roll my eyes
"Yeah well we'll be seeing the batman shortly if we don't leave, like now!" I shout and me and Harley unlock the gate and run down the halls and stop at the gate that will let us into the city and we are surrounded by guards.
"I'll take them and you call mistah J" Harley says and I take cover as bullets go everywhere and I take out my cell and joker picks up.
"Is that gunfire? I thought the goons would- oh of course they'd let you go-!"
"Me and Harley are at Arkham and we need a getaway car now of we're both dead!" I yell over the shooting and Harley's psychotic laughter and joker covers the phone with his hand and muffled yelling to his goons is just audible.
"A car is on the way and when you get home you-" joker yells but I hang up and four guards are still left so I shoot all their arms with the guns and they all fall to the ground clutching their arms in pain and me and Harley leave the asylum and run with the light of a helicopter shining on us
"Thanks for busting me out" Harley thanks clearly oblivious to the fact we could get shot and die right now if we make one wrong move.
"We haven't escaped yet and I swear this is the last time I'm busting you out because I have more important things to do" I say avoiding the gunfire coming from the helicopter by flipping backwards and Harley throws a grenade into the helicopter blowing it up then it explodes again once it hits the ground landing on a mall.
"C'mon jestah why can't we be friends?" Harley says and I roll my eyes, how many times does she ask this? Oh yeah I lost count after 347.
"We will never be friends and as soon as I take joker's place the first thing I'm doing is getting rid of you" I say and she chuckles
"You don't really mean that" Harley says unaware of the fact I wasn't lying.
"Whatever the car is at the bridge" I say and we turn a corner and loose the cop cars and hide in the alleys for about ten minutes then run to the empty waiting car at the bridge and I hop in the driver seat while Harley calls shotgun.
I speed off into Gotham city with no trace I was ever there and Harley pulls down her mirror and starts to cake herself with her Harley Quinn makeup despite the fact she doesn't even have her suit on.
"Harley why are you putting on your makeup?" I ask and she starts to laugh
"Why? Hahaha I can't look bad for my puddin' now can I?" Harley says applying rose red lipstick and I roll my eyes. Since when did you ever look good?
"Whatever let's just get your puddin' on the phone, it's in my jacket pocket" I say keeping my eyes on the road and she goes to the pocket my gun is in and feels the gun then goes to my other pocket with a second of hesitation and takes out my phone. She thought about shooting me there for a split second. She probably just got mixed up.
Harley calls up the joker and the car automatically puts him on speaker. "Jester is this you?" Joker asks and Harley's face lights up at the sound of his voice.
"Yeah puddin' and me too!" Harley says loud and happy, mainly excited to her joker again since she is pretty obsessed with that guy.
"Harley I don't care about you where is jester!" Joker yells and Harley sighs in love and I look at the road and shake my head, this lady is psycho.
"She's here mistah J" Harley says sadly and nods saying to me I can talk now.
"I'm here" I say driving and he laughs
"The joke is on you, meet me at the pier tonight" joker says then hangs up and I turn the car around
"Hey the pier is that way!" Harley says looking behind us through the back window
"He only said that because their is a high chance batman somehow heard all of that, he really wants me to go to a joke shop, the abandoned one in the derelict street in the west side of town" I say and Harley makes a noise of approval and nods her head then hops in the back
"I'm glad we kidnapped you, you're a smart gal" Harley says and I grit my teeth at the word 'kidnapped' since they did kidnap me, I was 5 and I thought they adopted me but looking back at it I had a gun to my head and I was tied up until I swore to serve them. For life...
And I know they aren't my parents but I like to think I have some sort of family, even if it's made up of two psycho clowns as my parents. "Shut up Harley we're here" I say stopping the car and getting out with a now in uniform Harley Quinn.
I walk into the joke shop and their is silence. "You can't be serious" I say looking for him in the shadows then sigh, "Joke's on you" I say in a bored tone and he walks out of the shadows right where I thought I seen him.
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Jade knight: Young justice fanfic (under editing!)
Fanfiction14 year old Jade Knight is the Jester, adopted daughter of The Joker and Harley Quinn. She's been with them since she was a young child but spent a few of those years training with assassins. She is meant to take over the role of being the Joker but...
