Undertale Oneshots (Totally forgot to title this when I first made it.)

EYYYYYY! This is just blatent fun.

This is kinda just a random oneshot of not really any ships.

So you like to sing. (Dun care if you really dun like it, you are gonna now.)

So when you get to Toriel's to spend the night with all your friends, Frisk, Paps, Sans, Undyne, Alphyus, Asgore, Mettaton, Nabstablook, etc., and Toriel says something about a singing competition, you get stoked. You're freaking pumped. You may or may not have screamed some incoherent things and made everyone look at you like you're fracking weird, but anyways.

So everyone had a turn. You were after Mettaton, who wouldn't shut up about being first. Also he set up the stage thingy that he apparently carries with him at all time. I dunno either, but it's there, along with a microphone.

Anywho, when he finishes his song, something that you prolly can think that Mettaton would sing, you stand up.

Again, everyone is looking at you weird, because you mever shared your passion for singing to any of them. But who cares?

You take the microphone and skip to the computer finding the song "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" by The Offspring.

Anyways as soon as it started to play you grinned before starting the first line.

( * <- Those things means what you're doing cause yeeeee too lazy to separate things... :3)
Show me how to lie
You're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one *Points to Frisk and then at everyone else.*
Is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line *Steps back.*
A mob jumps to their feet

Now dance, fucker, dance *Head bangs and tries to ignore Toriel's shock cause F-bombs!*
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you steal away
Take him out today *Points to Undyne and Alphyus and winks.*
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid *Grins at Frisk.*

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

Slowly out of line
And drifting closer in your sights
So play it out I'm wide awake *Places hands on knees, bent over, and stares wide-eyed at Sans.*
It's a scene about me
There's something in your way
And now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want
Well it's all because of me *Scratches back of head whilst blushing and shrugging.*

Now dance, fucker, dance *Head banging again.*
Man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did *Gives Paps a thumbs up.*
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust, deceived!

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

Now dance, fucker, dance *So much head bang.*
He never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

So dance, fucker, dance *Moar head banging.*
I never had a chance
It was really only you *Shrugs.*

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

Clever alibis
Lord of the flies
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives

You bow and laugh a bit when you see that Sans has a slight blue blush, Paps an orange, and everyone else a slight pinkish blush. You grin mischievously before sitting down.

Then everyone else goes.

Whale that was fun!

xD Sorry for the stupidity of this. I am slightly happy and slightly sad, but this is what comes out of that. Did you enjoy? Prolly not. xD THANKS FOR READING!

Love you guys! ~Taba ^~^