Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Hope I enjoyed my visit to the zoo.
To which I got chafed thighs.
Because i was an idiot and forgot to wear my short leggings under my dress.
Happy birthday to me!
Add a dash of depression cause why the hell not!
And parents making dinner plans without my imput!
At least it's salmon, cause I like salmon!
Happy birthday to me!
I'm gonna get home and fall over.
I'm gonna be sore for a week.
Happy birthday to me!
My chafing is gonna be a bitch.
It's already starting to swell a bit.
But will my parents care?
Probabky not!
Happy birthday to me!
I get to skype my friend today, maybe!
Prolly the best part of the day!
Other than the carousel I got to ride!
Happy birthday to me!
I'M SUPER DEPRESSED! HIPHIPHORRAY! EVERYONE, THREE CHEERS FOR DEPRESSION!
*Cheers*
*Cheers*
*Cheers*
Yay!
Now excuse me as I die.
Buh-bye!
~Taba
DU LIEST GERADE
Undertale Oneshots (Totally forgot to title this when I first made it.)
FantasyHai. I'm Undertale trash. If you're reading this story, you prolly are too. Or you just like my writing and just wanna read everything I've written, but that's prolly not true! Anyways! ENJOY!
