Okay this is gonna be an angsty I need comfort from Sans because I can't study for shit. I legitimately cannot study, I dunno how. I try everything, I finish study guides and that's about all the studying I do. I mean it works but... I need a good grade on a couple of my finals to bump myself up a letter grade. AHHHHH! Okay now onto the story!
"AHHHHHHHHHH! I'M DONE! FRACK-A-LACKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT! I SWEAR TO MOTHER EARTH THAT I WILL FAIL! IMMA JUST CASUALLY FAIL MY FINALS! FUCK MY LIFE! FUCK MY LIFE! FUCK MY LIFE! FUCKKKKKK MYYYYYYYYY LIFEEEEEE!" I scream.
Luckily, Pap is out of the house or I would have him and Sans up my ass about how I shouldn't be cussing.
Anyways, Sans runs into the room, alarmed by my screams. "Yo, you alright?"
"NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT! DO I LOOK ALRIGHT?!" I yell, running my hands through my wet green-blue hair. "I HAFTA GET GOOD GRADES ON THESE STUPID DUMB FINALS AND YET I'M SITTING HERE WATCHING THE GAME THEORY AND TRYING TO DO MY WORK AT THE SAME TIME! IMMA IDIOT! BUT I CAN'T TURN OFF THE GOD-DAMNED VIDEO BECAUSE THE SILENCE IS TOO AWKWARD AND IT MAKES ME TIRED AS BALLS! I SWEAR TO WHOEVER FUCKING DECIDED THAT FINALS SHOULD BE A THING, THAT I WILL FIND THEM AND KILL THEM! AND IF THEIR ALREADY DEAD THEN IMMA GO DIG THEM UP AND BURN THEIR BODY! AND IF THEIR CREMATED THAN I WILL FUCKING SMASH THE JAR OF ASHES AND PUT THE ASHES IN THE FUCKING TRASH!" I stand up and crack my knuckles, making Sans wince. "Sorry," I say sheepishly, "Forgot you were there for a minute."
"Whale now that you have calmed down, I think you should take a breather." Sans says, faintly smiling.
"But when I get back, I'll be calm for like 30 minutes before freaking out again." I groan.
"Then I'll try to help you relax/" He says softly.
Proceeding that sentence, Sans wraps his bony arms around me and pulls me against his bony frame. He slowly backs us up to the bed (ONLY TO SIT DOWN FREAKING PERVS!), and sits, cuddling me close. I relax a bit and nuzzle my face into the fur of his jacket.
His hands start to aimlessly rub my back and I groan, turning into putty against him. I feel him grin and start rubbing my back. I groan more, and pretty soon all the muscles in my back are relaxed. I sigh contently against his neck and give him a chaste kiss on his cheekbone.
"Thanks a lot, Boney Oompa Loompa. Really appreciated it." I say with a wink as I stand up.
His smile falters and his voice deepens. "I told you not to call me that."
"Whoops!" I state cheerfully. "Slipped my mind." I paused and looked at him again. "Whale, I need to finish my Finals review so you should get your boney butt out of here, Boney Oompa Loompa!"
His right eye glows with blue magic. "Oh, you're gonna have a real bad time."
I bolted to my door and made it out before he could influence me to stay put with his magic. I could hear him following me with heavy steps.
Needless to say, I went into school the next day not prepared for my Final. x3
Alright now that the angst, that was only supposed to be comfort and not turn into adorableness, is over, I really hafta do my English final review guide! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I GO TO SCHOOL LATE TOMORROW! SOOOOOOO! I'LL PROBABLY JUST DO IT TOMORROW MORNING OR WAIT UNTIL LIKE 10 TO DO IT! HAHAHAHAHAH!
I prolly shouldn't do this. But Imma procrastinator, so I can't help it! OwO
Anyways,
Love you guys! ~Taba ^~^
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Undertale Oneshots (Totally forgot to title this when I first made it.)
FantasyHai. I'm Undertale trash. If you're reading this story, you prolly are too. Or you just like my writing and just wanna read everything I've written, but that's prolly not true! Anyways! ENJOY!