Undertale Oneshots (Totally forgot to title this when I first made it.)

Soooo uh... Yeah.

Um, if you read my legit Undertale story, then the next part will be out once I get home. Probably an hour at tops, if it's really long. But I'm in the car, driving back home, and I just realized something...

Okay, so I tend to dress in darker clothes, and it makes me look emo and shit. Plus my haircut looks 'scene', whale my friends think it does. But anyways.

So in the outside I look like a goth Undyne. Pretty much. I mean, minus the long red hair, I have short blue-green, and like her muscles. (IMMA WEAK OKAY! I swear, unless you really get me riled up, and then I turn super sayin and my power levels are over 9000.)

But... We were just at Target, and I dunno if you know this, but Disney has these little stackable, adorable, potato-shaped little figures.

So I'm standing there, black super-skinny jeans, a black, oversized fuzzy jacket, a black and white beanie, knee-high black books, and like my hair almost covering one eye. And you know what I'm doing?

My dad is pulling out the little things, and some of them he doesn't know.

So I'm standing there, fucking naming everyone that he doesn't know.

You know how many weird fucking stares I got? A fucking lot.

Cause a typical, stereotypical actually, emo kid would just ignore their parents, and be doing whatever stereotypical emo kids do. But no. I'm standing there, looking like an emo kid and fucking being the least stereotypical emo kid there ever was.

No I wanna get two things across at this point. No, I am not an emo kid. I dress in black because it marches just about everything. Two, i have nothing against emo kids. 1/2 of my friends are 'emo' kids.

So yeah.

I just wanted to tell you guys this. Cause my dad, mom, and, technical, step-dad were all laughing at the people who were absolutely confused by me. And my little sister was laughing too. But that may or may not have been because I was trying to voice all the characters that I knew.

so yeah. That's my life.

You humans should tell me something weird that happened in your life, so I dun seem like the only weirdo here. No? Awright... I'll go sit in the weirdo corner now. *Sits down in a corner and writes a sign that says weirdo on it. Pastes the on the wall.*

Anyways! Love you guys! You're the greatest. Like no one ever was. And you caught all the pokemon. :3 ~Taba ^~^

(Now I have the Pokemon theme song stuck in my head. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-)