Undertale Oneshots (Totally forgot to title this when I first made it.)

Christmas Special?

So I know, for me at least, it's 4 days til Christmas, but like... I had a great idea. Why don't I do a secret Santa (Sansta Hahahahahahah! Fuck.). Or something. I mean if you want something specific, you can comment down below and lemme know. I was gonna do this on my story story, and I may still, but I figure that in my story story they aren't really close enough for that. Sooooooo, Ye. Figured I do this now while it was still close to Christmas.

However, this is a Sans secret Santa (Sansta! I already made that joke. Fuckkkkk). Cause who else would I do than my god damned skeleton crush..? I need Jesus in my life. >~<

You walk up to Toriel's house, holding a sack filled with a bunch of gifts. All but one is for on Christmas day, but today is the day that you get a gift from your secret Santa.

And who else would you get other than Sans. The irony was great. Seeing as Undyne was handing the slips of paper out... She probably rigged it, cause she knew you had a crush on Sans. So she wanted to have to buy something for him. And damnnnnnn was it hard.

You ultimately had found two things, one for Christmas and one for the Secret Santa.. One was a pendant that was hand-made by you, and a the charm at the end of the metal chain was two bones, one painted white and the other blue. Mainly because you had seen Papyrus's blue attack and figured that Sans would like the sentimental value of having something that reminded him of his brother. You were going to give that to him for Christmas, because you had made necklaces for everyone else. 

The seconds thing was a little more... Embarrassing per say, but at the same time, not. It was a hat and scarf duo, they were a light to dark blue gradient, but there were red hearts around the brim of the hat and at the ends of the scarf.

This wasn't intentional, seeing as your soul is red. It seemed way more intimate than it was supposed to, but that was the only scarf that had the cool gradient, that you knew Sans would love. You would've made a light to dark blue scarf and hat yourself if you know how, but you didn't so you had to just hope that Sans wouldn't take it wrong. Or anyone else. But Undyne probably would take it for more then it really is.

Anyways, you take a deep breath before knocking on the door. Almost immediately Undyne opens it wide and pulls you into a huge hug. "(Y/N)!" She exclaims. "So nice to see you, punk. Come on in, we were waiting for you!"

She lets you go and you wobble a bit before regaining your balance. "Alright Undyne. You can clam down."

She groans and you walk over to the Christmas tree and shove all your presents inside except the scarf and hat for Sans. The you walk around to each person. "Okay, put your secret Santa gift in here, and then we can choose blindly." You say, as everyone puts their gift into the bag.

You close the top of it and shake it up a bit before walking over to Toriel, and open the top of the bag again. "Okay pick one, then give it to the person." I say.

Toriel puts her fuzzy paw into the bag and pulls out a gift labled with "Papyrus" in very skilled handwriting. She hands the present to him and he eagerly opens the package. Inside the box was a bunch of figurines of all Pap's friends. He squeals. "THIS IS THE COOLEST!" The precious cinnamon roll yells.

"Okay, Pap. You gotta guess who gave it to you. You get three guesses." I say, smiling wide.

"Hmmmm. (Y/n)?" He asks and I shake my head. "Undyne?" She shakes her head to. "Alphyus?" Alphy nods, her face red. "I LOVE IT ALPHYUS!" Pap runs over and gives her a big hug.

A few others get picked, Undyne getting some tea from Asgore, Toriel getting a snail apron and snail oven mitts from Paps. Asgore got flower seeds from Toriel. Then Sans's present got picked.

He squeezed it a bit, and I try not to blush. He opens it after a minute, and he pulls out and looks at the hat and scarf. He inspects the red hearts and then looks up. "Frisk?" He asks the mute child, and she shakes her head. "Uhhh... Undyne?" Undyne shakes her head with a snort.

Sans looks around once again, probably trying to remember who had been choosed for giving presents. Then his gaze turns to you. You repress the urge to flush a dark red. "(Y/N)?" He asks with a quirked brow bone.

You nod sheepishly, and his grin widens, if that's even possible. He throws the hat onto his skull and wraps the scarf around his vertebrate. "Thanks. I was starting to get chilled to the bone with all this cold weather." He says with a wink.

You roll your eyes, realizing that he didn't take the extra hearts as something more than it meant. Undyne however, when you turned to her, was making kissy faces to you. You stick out your tongue to her, before digging around the bag yourself.

You pull out a package with your name written across it with lazy handwriting. You open it to find a pair of fuzzy socks and you immediately say, "Sans."

You hear him chuckle, "Was I too obvious?"

"Way to obvious."

The rest of the present are passed around.

Then dinner is served.

Then you all play games.

But then it's time to leave.

You clutch your socks to your chest as you walk out of the door, yelling, "Bye guys!"

There's a chorus of byes but when you turn you see Sans in front of you. He still has the scarf and hat on.

"You should check inside the left sock." He says, but then looks up. "Oh. mistletoe."

Then you feel yourself being dragged down by the collar of your hoodie and your lips meet a set of teeth. Your face heats up, and before you can react, Sans pulls away.

He leaves you with a wink, and you stumble to your car.

Once you get in there, you look inside the left sock to find a note. 'Did I say left sock? I meant the right one.' Was what the note said.

You groan and look inside the right sock.

Inside there was another note. 'I messed up again. Look at the bottom of the left sock.'

"I swear to god, Sans." You growl.

Inside the bottom of the left sock is yet another note. 'Shoot, sorry. This is the last time I swear. Check the bottom of the right sock.'

You growl again before looking at the bottom of the right sock. However your face turns red before you could even really start to hate the skeleton. Cause at the bottom of the right sock was a pair of earrings. Those earrings were very simple. They had a skull that was made of what looked like a sapphire, and there was a couple small god chains coming off of the skull that had little bones on them.

You feel your face heat up more as you read the note in the box that the earrings were in. 'I saw these and thought you would look beautiful in them. Especially on our first date. Grillbyz at 6 tomorrow.'

"Cocky bastard." You mumble, before driving off.

And tomorrow you had the most wonderful date you could imagine, even with those earrings.

That was cute, right? No? I thought it was cute. Uhhhhh. *Puts a cuteness sticker on this part.* There now it's cute! Hahahahahahahahah!

Love you all! ~Taba ^~^