MY DAD GOT AN iPHONE 6 PLUS AND I GET HIS iPHONE 5 AS AN UPGRADE TO MY CRAG iPHONE 4! AND I GET IT TOMORROW!
okay quick pull yourself together in the morning you shall take all the terraria before it is reset and loot my brothers terraria account and take back his stolen gold from meeeeeee
Calm down you odd goldfish! It's only a phone!
YES A PHONE I KNOW A PHONE
Gawsh it is only a machine with glass on it!
NO IT IS MORE
Are...... You okay?
ONLY IF INTIMIDATING LEOPARD SHOES CAN TREAD ON HALF MOON WALL!
You're talking to yourself again -_-
STAAAAAAAAHP
Enough Miranda Sings!
YOU WERE NEVER BAE ANYWAY
I'll lend someone the Bees!
YOU ARE MAKING ME CONTINUE LATIN! I ALWAYS HATED YOU!
*angrily* We are continuing Latin because it is good to have extra knowledge in your brain!
AND WHY IS THAT?
So we can show off to annoyingly intelligent boy who we despise with our hearts and our minds!
Oh. Him.
Don't even talk about him, I'll dent a wall if I have another flashback to him on the stage with six certificates!
Now look who's angry! And yes, I wanted to cry.
You did cry.
Only a little! And it was panic!
What, because your 'heart was going fast'?
Because my heart was going so fast it hurt and I couldn't breathe properly!
*turns to readers* We had an awards ceremony today...... She didn't get a certificate and all her friends did. It was alphabetical order and her name is usually last, so she had to deal with the suspense of all the names before her being called out. In the end she never even got one! Despite the fact she had really good levels, (I don't mean to boast) as well as being in top set English and second-to-top-set-maths!
It was horrible! And my arch-enemy was standing there with six certificates! Ugh!
Let's go before you cry again.
THAT WAS BECAUSE I HAD A HEART ATTACK!
You did not!
Did too!
Did not!
This goes on for a very long time.
How did I forget to publish this? It was ages ago!!!!!!!
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