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Rap Battle

I decided to do a Rap Battle between CTWC and TT!

So........

CLOUDFALL VERSUS QUEEN!

ACTION!

Cloudfall: What am I looking at? Is this one of my dreams? Or more of a nightmare it currently seems! Well watch out creepy, make way for the warriors, every minute you stay here you will get even sorrier! Back kick, claw scrape, push up carry on! A good first training session, now move the heck along!

Queen: What a sweet little kitty! Shall I pet you with my claws? You have big mouth and tiny tiny paws. You're all say and no do, you're all talk and you know it, you think you're on fire? You're so cold that it's snowing!

Cloudfall: Someone's talking! You're so weak it's hilarious! Well, listen, pretty wolf, this is gonna get delirious! When I got betrayed, did I let myself die? No is the answer, and I barely had to try! I have kitty kitty charm, and kitty kitty claws, which are probably ten times more sharp that yours! You have a pretty face, too bad Imma rip it off, cause my words they are powerful, now have you had enough?

Queen: The words are building up like the fire inside, soon you'll fall deep in my grey green eyes! I have made mistakes but I have actually fixed them, last time I checked you were riding Rudolph! And Prancer! And Vixen! So I'll whip away the stool you built out of words, go back to your friends catching mice and birds, now without that word podium you are rather small, so let me lift my paw up, and I can crush you all! Who saved her dying friend? Who saved her twice? Me! While all you do is creep around and catch mice!

Cloudfall: When you said you'd whip away my word-brick stool, I think you had forgotten: Cats Never Fall! We land on four feet and move on straight with our day, so cry me a river, and float the hell away!

Queen: Float, no. Swim, yes. You forget I'm part dolphin? Let's see you go, pretty kitty, just dive on in! Oh no, fetch help, kitten's being whisked away! And in comes Queen to save another day! I'm a devil with a halo, an angel with horns, I have beautiful petals and underneath are thorns! You're a pretty little kitty, with fur just like it's snowing, too bad you'll be so ugly when the blood starts flowing! Please, all you did was faint in another cats paws, while I destroyed the enemy! I used my claws! You try to start something with me? Well I'm reaching for a bow, you better brace yourself, kitty, that is one sharp arrow.

Cloudfall: So I'm the only one who's talk no work! You should check your own story before using fancy words! All you did was hide and cry and kill a bit of prey, saved 'bout two people, while I will save the day! Do you have super powers? Talking big, that's it. Put down that bow and arrow, you might shoot someone, you're thick! You sleep in a ruin! I sleep on a cloud! We have discos and parties and the music it is LOUD! A fifty foot speaker system! Plasma TV! Six bedroom dens and a diamond tree! What do you have? A fan, that's nice. A smoothie machine. A fishing net, some mice. Shame there's no room to add you to the club, but then would we want you? You're a snob!

Queen: Is that a complement I hear? You're being drained already! Go and cry into your Care Bears Teddy! ALL TALK! NO DO! Sound like someone? Yes, YOU! All you said is that your house is nice! My camp is small, true, but money doesn't make you better than me, I've lost every bit of mine, but I'd sleep in a tree, just you save my friends, who I love dearly, and your boyfriend? You just use him! It's not just him loving me! A relationship's not one, it's a two way thing! You claim you're together, but I don't see a ring! You're a selfish talker, you talk all day, never have I seen you do what you say.

Amulet and Fin: *blasted away*

Vote the best one! But please, if you generally like one over the other, don't vote because of that. Vote for the one you thought was best!