I'm very panicked right now, for three reasons (in order of intensity)
1) Puffin's flash player is no longer working. No more night time Animal Jam adventures 😭
2) My ducking iPhone 4 died. No. It literally ducking died. It won't turn on, I've been charging it for an hour but it's not turning on. When I hold the home button down it doesn't come up with the low battery symbol, so I know it's not the battery. This is very upsetting, as I keep all my story drafts on that iPhone 4 and that means they are all gone. And ducking Minecraft and Terraria and the Sims..... All gone forever.
3) DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO DROP A NUCLEAR BOMB ON EUROPE. I MEAN IT DEPENDS WHERE THEY DROP IT BUT IF IT'S AROUND OR IN FRANCE I'M A GONER. GODDAMN YOU DONALD TRUMP 😤😲😭😖👎🖕🐷🌚🔪🗡⚔🔫💣💣💣💣💣💣
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