IF YOU'RE GONNA SELL YOUR LITTLEST PET SHOP ULTRA RARE RACEABOUT RANCH BLONDE FUR BLUE EYES SHORTHAIR BROOKE HAYES CAT #339, YOU HAVE TO SELL IT FOR A DECENT PRICE.
£100? What planet are you on?
£50? You're not serious?
£30 I guess that's reasonable.
£20? That's pretty good.
£15? BLOODY HELL M8 IT'LL BE GONE IN THREE SECONDS.
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