Sans x Reader (Freak)

The Skeleton

You walked out of the room where you left the baffle flower and now you where outside of the ruins. There was a dense forest with only an barely see able trail that leads strait ahead, and a surprise of snow underground and you wonder how and why, but you didn't want to dwell on that question for now. You decide to move forward to see if you can find anyone to help you to get to the barrier that leads to the surface. While you where walking your mind drifted to a memory of a time with Thomas that you two decided to play in the forest that wasn't far from the house in the winter, it was one of your fondest of moments in you life.
"SNAP!"
A sudden noise broke your train of thought and you turned around and didn't see anything behind you but a broken twig that was on the ground. You definitely know you didn't step on it and the first thought that came into your mind was that someone or something was following you. You turned back around and speed walked and tried to act normal as possible, but you still have the feeling of someone following you and you would hear footsteps behind you and every time you turn around there's nothing there. You started to get so scared you actually ran off the path into the forest.
-??? aka The fun, loving, puny skeleton POV-
I was in the forest waiting for Frisk to return from another reset and walk out of the ruins door, but instead of the kid there was a different person. The person had (h/c)(h/l) hair, almost inhuman like (e/c) and can easily tell it's a female.
The mysterious person started to walk off and I followed her. She seemed to be in her own world a little bit and not really aware of there own surrounding until I stepped on the twig that caught her attention and started to be quite paranoid. The more she realize my presence the more freaked out she was until she strayed from the path and ran. 'Geez I sure jumped her out of her 'skin' a little to much' I thought to myself and giggled at my own pun for a sec. I still followed the startled human then the next thing I knew she ran right into a tree and became unconscious.
Well this is awkward, I'm in the middle in the forest with a past out human who is not even the human that I was looking for.
I looked at the tree that the female human ran into and see a deep indent from what she made on impact and in order to have that much of a indent in that tree that someone must have a great deal of strength and I know for sure that no ordinary human can have that much strength for that kind of damage just by running into a tree. I turned to the unconscious human and asked myself 'what are you exactly?'
~time skip~ brought to you by the waking of sleeping beauty and the return of your POV-
You woke up in a middle of a forest and try to think of what just happened, then you remember that you where running from some unseeable figure then ran into something hard and you assume it's the tree that's in front of you that has a your body sized indent in it. You guess you got knocked out from the impact from the tree.
You stood up and looked around the forest and saw nothing but trees, snow and a skeleton- wait a skeleton?! You looked at the skeleton an hope it's just some prop that some stupid person put in the middle of the woods.
"Sup" said a voice coming from the skeleton which made you jump a little.
"How are you talking?! Aren't you so pose to be a skeleton, you don't even have lips or a tough so how are you able to talk?!"
The skeleton started to look at you like you where losing you mind and said "m-magic?"
Then you remember your where in the undergrounds " oh wait I'm underground of course there's magic unlike the surface I mean I saw a humanoid goat lady and why am I freaking out over a skeleton." You talked under your breath but not quiet enough
" Um... Are you alright" said the skeleton who was still looking at you crazy. You looked at the skeleton and said apologize " sorry, I just had a very messed up night and it's kind of hard for me to think strait when I just hit my entire body on a tree and now waking up."
"Yeah, it's okay you where just confused? I guess so no biggy. The name is Sans by the way."
"as in the font?"
"Yep" he said quite cheerfully
" well my name is (y/n)"
"As in (what ever relates to your name and if you can't think of anything then good luck)?"
"Yeah, pretty much" you smiled.
"Well it's nice to meet you pal" he pulled out his hand offering a hand shake
You took your hand out to accept to shake but as soon your two hands connected
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(Insert loud fart noise) you starred at Sans baffled of the loud sound, then you realize that he has a whoopy cushion between your guys hand and you started laughing you butt off and fell to the ground, dying of laughter.
Sans as well started laughing at your amusing reaction. You two then calmed downed to giggles then Sans asked
"So your human? right."
You entirely stopped giggling and think how you would answer his question.

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Hey guys IM ALIVE
Sorry I took so long for my update and thank you for your support that you guys gave me as readers

So to celebrate my return I decided to do another poll to help me for the next part

A: tell the full truth and everything about yourself
B: tell some truth (to be honest this might add interest to the plot)
C: complete lie
D: you don't want to talk about it