☃ Introduction ☃

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Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh.

So I'm here.

Iddie.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.

Now you think because I'm 'Ugh' -ing that someone did something wrong and I'm like super duper annoyed and hair chewing shall commence. 

NOPE. 

YOU ALL DID WHAT I SAID A COUPLE MONTHS AGO.

YOU GOT YOUR ZIM AND ZIMMER BACK. 

And then it left me and also I have the flu.

So thanks for doing your jobs really good and such.

AND IN THE COMMENTS ALL YOU LOVELY WORKERS, FEEL FREE TO TELL ME HOW MUCH I SUCK AND HOW I FAIL AT EVERYTHING. 

LIKE WHEN I COPIED THE WORKERS NAMES FROM A PREVIOUS MESSAGE AND FORGOT WE GOT A TON OF NEW WORKERS.

I'M SUCH A FREAKING DINGLEBERRY AND I'M SORRY. 

I DIDN'T FORGET YOU I JUST FORGOT THAT YOU APPLIED AFTER THAT MESSAGE I COPIED.

DINGLE. BERRY. 

Well a few of you were really late, and had some short articles (which I accepted cause I'm such a sweet). But that's alright because it's the holidays and I'm no Scrooge. 

Regardless of my incredible screw ups, I hope you forgive me and I hope you and the readers enjoy the magazine.

If not then gosh darn, I have FAILED.

IT'S A [NON-DENOMINATIONAL HOLIDAY] MIRACLE FOR THE AMOUNT OF FAILURE THAT HAS HAPPENED THIS MONTH. 

So enjoy this magazine as much as you can, oogle over the hot cover, and feel free to bash me over the head with whatever non lethal weapon you choose.

See ya on the other side!~




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