Naruto Magazine Issue #18

웃 Character Interview 웃

Regular = Me

Bold = Guest(s)

Italics + Underline = Narrator

Bold + Italics = Staff G- HAHAHAHA NOPE! YOU THOUGHT I'D PUT STAFF GIRL IN HERE HUH?? WELL SHE IS... um... in a, um, better place... so yeah... ok by

Note: I am so so so so sorry if I ruined this!

Note #2: The guest is in his older form, where he is a kage.

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Hi there! I'm Grace, and I will be your host for this Character Interview! Right now, our staff are fetching our guest and will be a little late. See, this guest that we're featuring now is kind of... basically, our staff members are intimidated by him, even though he's harmless. H- Oh, wait, we have him now. That was quick. Please give a warm welcome to Gaara of the Sand!

Gaara: *tied to a chair* Where am I? Why am I tied to a chair?

It's tradition. And you are here because we wanted to kidn- feature you in Naruto Magazine's Character Interview! Now, I'll ask you a few questions and you can go back to ruling our town. First question, why do you keep steeling Temari's eyeliner?

Gaara: *glare* I don't see why I must answer these pointless questions.

Well, if you don't, then you have to stay here forever.

Gaara: *tries to control sand but can't* Why aren't I able to use chakra?

Hey, I'm the one asking questions here! So shut up and tell me - wait, that makes no sense. Don't shut up and tell me why you don't have a proper last name?

Gaara: *sighs* Temari doesn't have eyeliner, Kankuro does.

O.o ohhhhh wait, yeah, that makes more sense. Then why do you keep steeling Kankuro's eyeliner?

Gaara: I don't. The blankness around my eyes are natur-

Ah-ha! But I never asked about the panda circles around your eyes! I only asked why you stole his eyeliner!

Gaara: o.o *thinks, aw crap* I just assumed.

No, you put eyeliner around your eyes! I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY! (You're welcome Gaara fans) Next questi-

Gaara: But it's natur-

Did you know Lee has an enormous crush on you?

Gaara: ...What

Rock Lee has a huge crush on you. Didn't you know? It's pretty obvious. *tries not to snicker*

Gaara: ...Okay, that's it. I'm out of here. *rips the rope restraining him by becoming super duper buff*

JOHN CENA!

Gaara: ...What?

Nothing, you wouldn't get it. Oh hey, look at that! *points behind Gaara while reaching for taser*

Gaara: *looks behind*

*tases Gaara, who falls to the floor unconscious* Okay! You can let the fangirls in now!

Fangirl #4: GAHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OM-

Fangirl #12: *smiles demonically* *slow and quiet evil laughter* Mwa. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha...

Fangirl #8: *looks confused* Wait, what? I thought Kiba was going to be on today.

Sadly no. We aren't able to get Kiba on the show. Yet. *wink wink* Anyways, you guys got the supplies?

The fangirls nod and hold up their "supplies".

Good, I'll be in the other room. Don't do anything inappropriate!

Sponge Bob voice: Later~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- oh, Gaara, you're awak- HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gaara: What's going on?

Gaara is seen to be chained to a chair, in a pink, frilly dress. His face is coated with random makeup and there are multiple pink ribbons in his hair. His lips look super red with lipstick on it.

*holds a mirror in front of Garra*

  Gaara: *stares for .2 second* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  

And there's that bloody murder scream I was looking for. Also, don't worry. The fangirls left your underwear in tact... or at least that's what they told me. Anyway, I'll just leave the mirror right here so you can look at your wonderful face. *places mirror right in front of Gaara*

Gaara: (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

Oh, and I took some pictures - I hope you don't mind - and printed them out. They're now hanging as posters all over Suna and Konoha. Just saying.

Gaara: (╬⓪益⓪) I will k-

Oh, no no no no, don't thank me. I just did what I could to... improve you're beautiful image. No, don't thank me. It was my pleasure. So next question! Oh hey, would you look at that. It's the last one! S, do you remember this little guy? *holds up his old teddy bear that he used to carry around when he was a kid (in media)*

Gaara: *expression immediately softens* I thought I lost him

*tries not to swoon* Well, here he is, and you can go home now!

The chains around Gaara quickly drops and Grace hands him the teddy bear.

Well, it was nice meeting you Gaara! And I hope you can come back soon!

Gaara: *not listening and stares at bear with nostalgia*

'Kay guys, you can get Gaara back home now.

Static...

Okay guys, our staff just come back from Naruto-world to drop Gaara back in Suna, but we place him right in middle of town, and he was still in his dress, holding a teddy bear. Show them the footage.

Scene cuts from Grace's close up to Gaara's furious face as people laugh lightheartedly at his pink dress, makeup, and teddy bear. Gaara uses his sand to take him somewhere else. It's safe to say he become a much more popular kage after that.

And that is all folks! I am so so so sorry if I messed this up, I literally typed all this in one day because the due date is tomorrow! Haha, yeah, I procrastinate bad. Yeah... so if you want to comment any questions you'd like to ask our next guest, or request a guest for next time, then please feel free to! I hope you had a merry Christmas and a happy New Years!

Grace, out!