Naruto Magazine Issue #18

☏ Finally Fessing Up ☏

Well, well, well..

Would you look at that? It's finally time for our monthly Fessing Up interview! Similar to last month, I'll be asking a series of embarrassing questions *cough cough*I mean Christmas theme questions, and simply hope for the best.

Joining us on in this interview, is the okay looking @alinktomyroom. The amazingly attractive @LittleMissKaede, and last but not least, the beautiful @vonlane.

Let's begin!

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Question 1: What are you getting me for Christmas? Don't be cheap now.

alinktomyroom: Aww damn, there goes my cheap shopping spree. Nah, if it's for Christmas, then I'm more than happy to spend. However, what does TheLastBroadcast desire the most?

*cries in the corner* a boyfriend..

A boyfriend, huh? A cheap one won't do then.

My hero <3.

vonlane: Darling, what wouldn't I get you for Christmas? I'd give you my love affection, but I get the feeling those aren't always appreciate.

*gives you a piece of paper with my phone number written on it, before whispering* call me..

LittleMissKaede: A bj.

YOU CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT! *whispers* meet me in the back after this.

Question 2: Any weird Christmas traditions that you and your family participate in?

alinktomyroom: I have no idea of the origin but my dad likes to leave beer for Santa. It's ridiculous but hilarious oh God. He says to the kids that it's to help him ease up the night.

vonlane: Well, my aunt likes to tell all the kids that Santa isn't real and the presents were all bought with the parent's money. So basically, we ruin kid's dreams if that counts lol. It happens every year, never fails to amaze me.

He isn't real...? WHAT?!?

LittleMissKaede: It's so mainstream that I forgot about it lol. Every year on the morning or the 25th, there is this little cartoon playing, with this snowman that comes to life, he then flies away with the children that build him. There is no voice acting, only one song plays that is so magical. It's called "Walking In The Air", I believe. I watch it every year with my parents and brother.

Question 3: In your opinion, what was the best Christmas you've ever had?

alinktomyroom: If I had to choose, I'd say I had the best Christmas visiting my mother's family in Puerto Vallarta. It was the best frankly because my dad's side of the family is the one I see the most often and being out of the country was a great experience. Not to mention I kinda liked that it wasn't freezing.

vonlane: I've enjoyed every Christmas before my aunt came in the picture. They were fun until she ruined it. So far though, my favorite Christmas was the one where my cousin dressed up as Santa and I think I remembered he slid from the roof, lmao.

LittleMissKaede: Uh, when I was 12 or 13, I remember waking up on the 25th, and celebrating with my parents when they told us that my uncle and aunt would come this year. They live in England so it was special to us. There was so much joy that year. I remember getting this dumba-

*glares*

...this stupid wand which I thought could actually do magic. But aside from that, the while family was together. It was nice, no arguments, just a family sitting happily together and eating Christans dinner.

Question 4: If you could be granted one Christmas wish, what would it be?

alinktomyroom: Just one wish? Lol, would it count to wish for more wishes?

No, it's the Christmas spirit who picked only one wish!

Well, then if it's one wish, I guess I'd wish for someone's happiness. I have everything I want, so it'd make sense I have nothing else to wish for. Someone else deserves a bit of happiness, all mushiness aside, right?

*clings on to your leg crying* that was beautiful.

vonlane: I have like, zero Christmas spirit so I have no idea what I could possibly wish for lol.

LittleMissKaede: Uh..can I wish for a boyfriend? No? Okay. Um, I really don't know. I already have everything I want, there is nothing I need neither am I going to wish for this "world peace" thing. I really want a Dragon though...

Question 5: What's your favorite Christmas song, and can you sing a bit for us?

alinktomyroom: I don't have a favorite Christmas songs. While I do enjoy the festivities, I absolutely HATE Christmas songs/carols with a passion. Blame the repetitive songs they air on the radio since my mother finds it fun to turn the volume up and refuse to change the station. And if I had to sing it through I'll make the point to show how much I'm detesting it by singing and glaring at you for making me do it so :D

vonlane: Ugh Christmas songs are gross. I have so much hate for them you don't understand. My mother sings along to them and she has this habit of putting them on her phone and connecting it to the speakers and it's just gross. I'd sing it, but you'll see the hate and sheer agony in my eyes while I do lmao. Though there's one song I think I can handle, uh..I have to Google the song though, but it has no lyrics. Like, lol how?

*waits patiently for vonlane to Google the song*

Carol of The Bells by the Trans Siberian Orchestra. I listen to orchestra sometimes, I know, weird? I just now learned it actually does have lyrics lol, wow okay.

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LittleMissKaede: I like a lot, but my favorite is "Carol of The Bells". And, I'd sing anything for you baby.

Hark! How the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say "Throw cares away."

Christams is here. Bringing good cheer, to young and old, meek and the bold. MERRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTAMS! Stroke mah, lick mah, suck mah c-

*slaps LittleMissKaede with a roll of paper* THOSE ARE NOT THE LYRICS! I'M DONE WITH THIS INTERVIEW!

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There you go, another Fessing Up for the win. Massive thank you to Vonlane and LittleMissKaede. Not to you alinktomyroom, you're a punk. Kidding. Any who, Happy Holidays everyone. Until next month ;D

TheLastBroadcast