Me: "Mom, I have good news!"
mom: "You got 100 on your math test?!"
Me: "Mom, I said good news, not a miracle."
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The Book Of Random
RandomHello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That i...
"Mom, I have good news!"
Me: "Mom, I have good news!"
mom: "You got 100 on your math test?!"
Me: "Mom, I said good news, not a miracle."
